Finished Folds (2761—2780)
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5". The beaver made short work of shredding the front door. My girlfriend was strangely serene, but then I noticed the otter pups snuggled in her arms. Endangered water voles were
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1McBoo was spiralling in irregular intervals. Lulu threw her head back and leapt with the dogs. Arms, legs, paws, nails and dew claws merged in an animated cloud. Harlem McBoo laug
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3teamed spots with stripes. It was a tense moment when I sat at my desk. My colleagues were colour blocking and hadn't seen a pattern for 3 seasons. They attacked with such force
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2"Dad," moaned a dragon..."For the love all that's holy," spluttered Jasper, "I'm not, repeat not, your Dad. How can a cocker spaniel father a great big bleeder like you?" Crestfall
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4r let out a sob,"My arms might be in chains, but my heart will never be tethered!" The Sentinel, wracked with emotion, said, "Unchain both our hearts! We CAN love again!" It was a
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3was happening. Cook sailed on and discovered Hawaii! The Hawaiians didn't realise that being there 1st didn't count. Cook leapt off his ship confidently. "What's for dinner
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4used to set up a charity targeting malaria in the failed state of Nigeria. The Norwegian was aiming to be the first man beatified while still alive. The new pope loved fjords, so
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3In the stand, Dr Al-Hazred, fixed the defendant with a steely glare. The defendant started quacking uncontrollably. The jury wept. The court was in uproar. "My client," yelled the
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2twanging her thong at the Mother Superior. So naturally Sister Nubbins was bricked up alive in her small cell with a little slot to pass thin food like pitta bread through. She
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4The Hoff's other Wagner jokes were: Is that Alberich down your trousers or are you just pleased to see me? and My washing machine's got a ring cycle, that's why it's a Nazi. How we
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3"So this means," she replied excitedly, "that my degree in horticulture will qualify me to work in massage parlours as well as plant research labs." It's win-win I said . We toaste
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3was dry, had never visited Europe let alone London and Gregory Hines's shoes weren't my problem. I needed to get hold of a gall bladder as quick as poss. The bins of the clinic
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8Agnes wrote her Honey Do List. 1. Sharpen knives. 2. Take out Life Insurance. She stapled a photo of her in her flannel nightie so he'd get the message and left it on the table
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7a living pillar of toxicity. His new business in weed control is on course to break even next year. Plants within a 6 foot radius shrivel up as he walks by oozing nicotine.
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5just calm down and have a cup of tea? Yes you should! You know that when you 'go bilingual' you'll have a funny turn and all this 'teasing' and 'kneeling' just gets you het up
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4Bertha always looked out the window when the horses went past the office to change the guard at Buckingham Palace. Hooves clattered. I lowered my naked form on a rope down the side
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5. They're also mad on jam. Get some FS writers in a room with some jam and it's: Oi get off my jam. Leave it! Give it me! That's why we operate on the jam-free interweb. Yeah, jam.
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4she took against. Melissa was a stickler for table manners. Use the wrong spoon for soup? The dead hum and dark cloud announced that the soup-eater would soon be covered in bees
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4So... there he was, dead in the desert. Years later, a caravan from Arabie was passing through the dunes. A Tuareg jumped off his camel. He'd spotted a skeletal hand gripping
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3. I stared more carefully at her heaving he-bosom. She explained that her luxuriant chest hair insulated her from in the arctic winds working on the trawlers. She gave me a kipper