Finished Folds (321—340)
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6'Fourfold' Fantine. Foldygamy is against the law." "Not on an iPad!" a woman shouted. Someone hit her on the head with a Droid. A folderol erupted, interrupting the Foldy Matrimony
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10er 180 characters. Neither nudity, the blood dripping from my eye, nor common sense would stop me, and I finished my fold in less than 4 minutes. Then I pushed my life alert button
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5said. FatWhitman, WhaleWhitman, Portly Whitman and twins Lardo and LardassWhitman listened raptly but were conflicted. They loved and hated SlimWhitman because he was so svelte
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7To delete Buddyboy4718, SlimWhitman shot himself with his timetravel gun & sent himself back to 4/23/11 when he & Buddyboy(0) were friends, before Buddyboy kept changing his avatar
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6You're afraid of dogs so you turn down Marvin Gardens St. and find $200 in a crumpled paper bag in the alley next to the jail. Crossing the railroad tracks you see a hobo with B.O.
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3she was good at getting the guy to end the date early. During the theater intermission, she aggressively picked her nose. When she wiped it on the seat in front of her, her date
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5you, that I went insane 15 times because I got a tapeword. And it was on accounta the keyboard. People who type on keyboards get tapewords 91% more than people who use touchscreens
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3e dumbwaiter door and down to the basement. Others were there sitting primly, chained to chairs, sipping tea. Miss Petunia's butler had sent me to the Horror Chamber of Manners
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4The coffee bag was vacuumed-sealed in an impenetrable brick. The seams couldn't be pulled apart, scissors bent, it broke knife blades and using a hammer only cracked the counter
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4ignored me. My personal space had been violated! I kicked the back of his seat. He still didn't raise it. I opened the overhead bin and "accidentally" dropped my laptop on his head
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4The surviving ducks had gone off the grid, planning survival and plotting revenge. They made a pact with the local deers, pheasants, boars and turkeys and the first order of busine
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8Zero, Preface to Chapter One: The sun rose over the horizon like a great big radioactive baby’s head with a bad sunburn but then again it might just have been that Lisa was
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4The rainbow evaded the helicopters and mirrors, so I turned to "Trap a Rainbow: Plan B" which called for black tempera paint, bacon, a shoeless leprechaun, dry ice, an SOS pad
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8o sauce has nothin' on her" was the 3 Fold 3 Storious movie tagline. In 1 trailer, Wendy violently rips a fold from the typewriter, stuffs it her bra, primps her hair in the mirror
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4The Devil makes work of idle hands. Since I'd been unemployed for over a year, I figured it was just a matter of time before he showed up. He was wearing a $4000 silk suit
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6Last night I dreamt I was onstage singing with Bennie and The Jets, Squawkers was in the rafters periodically bombing me with bird poop, Det. Manatee heckled me from the audience
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6.He kept swearing every 4 minutes when he didn't finish his fold. As a FoldingStory Mentor, I did whatever it took to help fledgling folders but he'd been under my bed for 2 days
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9tapeworms' interpretation of our consciousness. My tapeworm used to inhabit Dave Chapelle, so it's got a sense of humor and potty mouth that Queen Taenia's tapeworm doesn't apprec
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5Know what you don't know. When you know what they don't know, don't tell them so you'll know more than they don't know, they'll think you know more than you don't know and you'll k