Finished Folds (21—40)
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5Huh? Yes, I know I'm not making any sense.You're right, I don't like martinis. I am *not* acting strange! Pardon? Don't look at you like what? No, I don't have anything in my hand.
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2But enough about caviar that isn't in the refrigerator.Let's see what *is* in the fridge.Hmm..that must be petrified arugula...what's this stuff...<gasp>NO! It can't be! It's..it's
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7But I digress. Was I talking about doctors, addiction, meat, goats or cats? My ipod had recently played What's New Pussycat, Angie from the Goats Head Soup album, Doctor My Eyes
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2That was it. With no other info I had to assume robots had taken over. They clearly didn't know how to play this game so probably couldn't play any game. I'd flush em out that way
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3story was hard to follow. It didn't sound like Tom Foolery's MO. Sure he was known for his shenanigans, but they were never gross. They were more good natured, or dumb, like
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7culture and gastronomical discomfort. When describing the soup he thought he'd said, "The turds of geese drunk on Beaujolais," in French, but what it really translated to was
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6Because Ray hadn't set his clock forward, he missed his train, had to drive, got stuck in traffic, was late for work & had to stay later. If only he had set his clock he wouldn't
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5But what will go down in infamy is the Never Die Old Folks Home Bingo riot. It all started when Lillian stood up & instead of yelling "Bingo!" she took a roll from her purse, threw
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7The ghost came out snapping its fingers and bopping around to the rhythmic prayer like a jerking hanky. Entranced, she continued: "Forgive us our skwee-vee-bop-de-diddly-boop-boop
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5Soon useful idiots were everywhere. One created the fidget spinner. One became a press secretary. One created the More Cowbell meme. I'm pretty sure my neighbor is a useful idiot
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5"Son, I'll handle marketing," said Mr. Donut. Donut Jr. got mad and tried to punch Mr. Donut, but his fist went through his dad's donut hole. They scuffled, sprinkles falling
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4of Hallmark. They had a hard time making a card to celebrate National Marty's Mom's Legumes Day. The 1st draft had a picture of a smiling old lady sitting in a pile of beans with
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4The police showed up. "We had a complaint that somebody died." "It's just my bike shorts," I said pointing to the washer."We'll just take a look around." As they neared the laundry
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5paid $19.99, & asked the secret to happiness.The paradox machine said "A slice of bread.Nothing's better than eternal bliss, but a slice of bread's better than nothing so it's bett
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6target of the government? Each time a FS story published it spread peace, love & understanding & the gov't didn't want that. CIA Agent Frank Shirley infiltrated FS using the name
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3Det. Manatee didn't think these 2 Death by Booger cases were random: first the Crazy Horse monument & now Mt. Rushmore. Why were park employees being killed while cleaning noses?
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3heinous you will desire not to place thine hand atop this evildoer's cranium whence putteth-ing him in the car of patrol." The Gospel of John McClane continued, "Behold, my revenge
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4skid to a halt and it became the only unfolded fold on the site.10 years later a new folder, misinterpreting the 5th fold, got the story going again. But the 6th fold had a problem
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5of paisley & fringe in the 60's? These aren't those days." Arduin began to sob.Dr. Feelgood realized his patient was mentally ill so he called psychiatrist Dr. Needlepoop for help.
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5"About halfway down the road less traveled." "What if I want to take the other road?" she asked. "You don't have enough for that road" he said. The Greyhound bus dropped her off