Finished Folds (781—800)
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7intent.Polite prison chitchat should defuse the situation, but “how are you” is out since it’s “Kiel vi fartas” in Esperanto, which might not go over well on accounta the “fartas”.
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4“Got a light?” Paddy asked. The elderly lady recoiled backward in disgust. Her chair fell over, causing a domino reaction that ended up knocking down every chair in the audience.
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2Det. Manatee anagrammed paddleboat, got “baa odd pelt” and knew a strangely marked sheep would help him figure out exactly where the terrorists were dumping the excess nukes.
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1thought, Delta Prawn? Like a District 9 prawn? He was smitten so ignored the red flag. He’d dug up a keeper! What Charlie really liked about Ms. Prawn as she exited her grave
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3“Well, only the first letter of bulimia+‘uilding’” she finished, pushing her glasses back up her nose. That’s a definition? What the hell kind of spelling bee was this? I wondered.
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6The rancid cupcake sat on the back of the pantry shelf. Lurlene had a sweet tooth something fierce.
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2"Right" I said. <with my fingers crossed behind my back>
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2Since walnuts are actually a “seed”, skin is “epidermis,” and put together their anagram is “Impede Ed’s rise”, I was supposed find a way to stop Ed Stuvik before he
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4Sheesh! He was only gone, like, what, 10 minutes? Arianna’s abandonment issues were a p.i.t.a. but it was worth it cuz she was such a babe. Sam pulled her up from the corner
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5ments at feasts, scimitars instead of billhooks, better kneecap protection and Saturdays off.King Arthur struck the Round Table.“Thou art a bunch of lard-bloated pansies!” he raged
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5never illegally download music again after I got that Damu the Fudgemunk song. I gazed down at the garden of rununculus and bat face cupeah that had broken my fall and realized
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4Bubba droped out of skool in six grad to help on the fambly soy been farm. His grammer weren’t so good and his speling too, but he had onyl three days to writ his will befor
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9grammar,spelling or syntax,but he was known to throw around a big word or two during an investigation(like floccinaucinihilipilification and badinage)and he always solved the case
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5ALICE!!!THERE’S PERVERT IN OUR DRIVEWAY AND IT’S NOT COUSIN OLIVER! Alice ran out swinging a rolling pin but it got caught in her apron, so I held my ground. That is, until Bobby
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6cleverness would counteract my growing dementia til there was a cure(or an app)for that. But I was working on it.See, first you take a paperclip, sodium thiosulfate, a tube sock...
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3regular utensils, there were sporks and Gerber Freeman fixed blades. The cotillion appetizers were Slim Jims, pork rinds and Tater Tots, with all the Cheez Whiz you could spray
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3was a horrible case of hyperhydrosis. Not so much of a problem under the arms and over the lip, but sweaty feet and hands meant the meter maid murderer always had to have a plan B
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3in one smooth move she kicked off her Jimmy Choo’s over her head, caught one on the upswing and smacked it platform first in the middle of his forehead. The audience went wild and
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4to Crystal Castle’s “Empathy”. As he danced, the subliminal voice influenced him down 2nd Ave. and stopped him in front of a Korean deli where his interpretive dance moves
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40-39.5 mph in 60 seconds. The left rear hubcap started to fall off at 43 mph, but you knew that little green trashcan could take it, so you kept it floored and the Geo