Finished Folds (301—320)
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5sign wasn't getting me any cash. Apparently it had improper subject-verb agreement, a dangling participle and misplaced modifiers. As a homeless person, my sign was my livelihood
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5station, I disembarked and stepped on all the cracks on the platform, crossed under a ladder and everything was fine until I saw a lucky penny and kicked it onto the train tracks.
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7pizza scum in the alley who were rolling passersby. We taught those crepes a lesson." "Matso fast” said the Judge “you strudeled a fine line. Next time, I throw your buns in jail.”
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4The gypsy turned and saw a yellow post it on an oak tree with an arrow scrawled in pencil pointing upward. Assuming that meant "check in the knothole," for the 7 magic acorns, she
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4I told a local kid I was perdido, showed him my bag of tomatoes & asked ¿dónde was el autobús to La Tomatina festival?He pointed to his calzado, spit, and said busco for a taltuza
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3Jiminy's humungous shoes were wedged under the steering wheel and prevented Constable Plod from removing him from the vehicle. He accidentally tore off one of the cricket's antenna
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3The Producer tapped his index fingers in front of his lips. "Let's combine the 3 scripts and call it 'Buster's Yellow Dog's Purple Gonads' Purposelessness Adventure'." The Director
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5to wear Pajama Jeans™ and replace all their dishes with Bacon Bowls™. The troops turned on each other & at 18:00, Sarge found a note on his Chillow™ that he would find his Chia Pet
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7I've been drinking and need a designated driver." Det. Manatee then shoved me into the front seat, dove into the backseat, slapped a pizza on the roof and told me to STEP ON IT!
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3out the finest vellum whose accordion folds fell open, shimmering in the light."My sacrifice" said the worshipper. "I now beseech the FS Goddess-" "Sacrilege!" the Wordsmith interr
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7to Alice B. Toklas and Dwight K. Schrute in the back seat. Johnny B. Goode & Suzi Q. were taking Johny Q. and everybody else to Alfred E. Neuman's house for a J.R.R. Tolkien
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4& the Queen's English was used in Canada instead of regular English, the "3 Strikes You're Out" teaching method was misinterpreted & enforced like baseball. Kids would get a strike
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6his B.O. smelled like garlic, the Werewolf's hairy palms made it nearly impossible to hold onto the basketball, and the Mummy was severely distracted by wedgies. Coach Frankenstein
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2I made plans to couchsurf for the rest of my life, and set off for the first couch, located in Schenectady, NY. Guess I should have read the host profile closer because the couch
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4,landed on the right front sleigh runner, broke his coccyx and cracked his inferior ramis of pubis. Screaming and swearing, Santa told the elves one of them had to drive the sleigh
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7ncy, floating, not floating, color, swapping my Cap'n Crunch for Kashi, beer for kombucha..it was my own damn fault for getting involved with a protologist
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4q2wasde3kjn,jkm,0-p[;'. While rubber malleting the keyboard, the monkey hit the function, shift, caps lock, A and Z keys at the same time and my screen suddenly opened a portal to
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10an open mind pays off [Green Eggs and Ham], laughter and happiness triumphs over evil [Something Wicked This Way Comes] and it's better to burn out than it is to rust [Neil Young].
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4Yes, all kids were present for "take your child to work" day on the commune. They were getting a demonstration from Ryvre (or " Ѯ " as she liked to refer to herself) in the art of
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5Buster was jumped by doctor, pinned down by the nurse, brassknuckled by the lady with the alligator purse who took his six gun and said, "I see London, I see France, I see Buster's