Finished Folds (361—380)
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3The prized Angus sat on a knothole cleaning its ears with its hooves.Farmer Bart squished a couple cowhairballs & cowpies as he approached the tree."H-e-e-e-re cowwie cowwie cowwie
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2.Atilla texted again:& BRINGING MEAD.HOPE U LEFT CHASTITY BELT @ HOME LOL.Geez, the Huns were jerks sometimes.When he & his hordes arrived, they trampled her picnic basket and lute
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4Frank lost control of the stroller halfway up 22nd St., and it rolled back downhill picking up speed.The sand and lead weights in the dolls kept it from tipping as it collided with
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2realized too late this was the Sunnyside Faceplant Serial Killer (who always left victims facedown in a sunnyside up egg, and never left any eggshells) as the killer left the bar w
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0and by night, under a hundred million stars, Seamus burned corn effigies in the crop circles' centers, spelled "WELCOME" in binary code with corn kernels and waited for a revelatio
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7and had just made it clear he didn't want to be "It." Sally sat down.Teddy lightly conked each kid's head with the butt of the 45 as he said "duck, duck, duck," and when he got to
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4cuz of the fairy dust scattered in the men's bathroom.Peter felt guilty. Ever since he'd spurned Tinkerbelle's advances, she'd become an alcoholic and, dare he say it, a bit of a s
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4protruded from his incisors & a piece of green onion was between his front teeth.The Count apparently had cashew chicken prior to drifting thru my window. I gave him some dental fl
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10have with with non-virtual friends.Real friends disappoint you, leave the toilet seat up, borrow your car and leave it on empty and make a pass at your boyfriend. But my FS friends
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5hand, just recite your question in the style of a bad romance novel. Viola said, "She moaned with an irresistible yearning to know what was going to be on the test." The teacher
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3And that's how Spam Baby got his nickname. Upon discharge from the hospital, they put him in a bedpan and lovingly buckled the pan into his newborn car seat, but on the way home
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4f her mouth. "Yew-cain-gella-mah-feenin-tor-moshin!" she said, and burped. It was hopeless. I couldn't help Honey Boo Boo become a child genius if I couldn't understand her.
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5over the place as Joe tried to punch Mark but slipped on the guacamole and broke his nose and Mark who was on a diet but still quite hefty fainted seeing the blood and fell on Joe
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7But even when I didn't pay him on time, he still acted like the dad I'd always wanted. On Father's Day, I put Fish Tank Kings on mute and asked him if he'd be my fake "real" dad
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5were still in love, but stuck together at the lips like Siamese twins and dangerously dehydrated. Shuffling sideways out the elevator, we went in search of a coffee straw
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10Bozo smashed the windshield with his clown shoe and floored it.The other clowns in the jalopy started screaming as their wigs flew out the windows.If he was gonna get his mojo back
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5lumped 2 cups of dirt, 3 Tbls ground bone, 1/4 tsp of gelatin and a couple drops of blood into the small cake pan and plugged in the Easy Bake Oven."My creation," Frankenstein said
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4to buy hashish in Tijuana, and pressed the blade against Betty's neck. "Veronica, stop!" Betty pleaded, "Archie and I are just friends!" "SHUT UP!" Veronica screamed
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8Winston Kramer, genius baby, wiggled in his high chair at the mic. If he could spell "prosciiutto" he would win the spelling bee. His mother was nervous. Winston had a diaper rash
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2"Mr. Snake...how' bout I call you Satan?" Matlock began. The snake hissed. "I reckon that's a 'no' " said Matlock. "Mr. Snake, before the whole apple doohickey, did you tell Adam