Finished Folds (381—400)
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7deously uncomfortable ice breaker activities caused all but three Folders to leave the Foldaroo. The live FoldingStory contest was nothing like writing online. The contestants
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4folders must view FoldingStory Illustrated Vol. 1-3 on YouTube before adding to any story and must check FS's FB page to see there are no new comments. Nodles Fourth Law states
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2Instead, we wander alone, tripping and falling on the rocky road of life. Blinded by our tears, we cannot see our shoelaces are untied. We must dry our eyes with the shammy of hope
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3To console herself, she decided to revive every dormant FS fold. Soon the old folds were gone and the writers started fighting over the few new ones.They hacked each others' accoun
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4smashed to a chocolate pulp oozing off the paper tablecloth. The still-lit birthday candles set the tablecloth on fire. Ignoring the flames and the pinata, she swung the bat
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3her fold was in the "aging" FoldingStory link. What did that mean? Why wasn't it in the "fledging" or "dormant" link? She thought her folds should be found in a new FS link, called
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5on the magazines in the garage.The lost socks from the dryer had been living under the tool bench. They'd gone rogue and saw their chance for revenge.They knocked over the gas can
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7"Balderdash!" I cried in frustration, & accidentally Spit on the Pai Gow takeout. "You Pig!" my girlfriend said with Spite and Malice, "take your Gin and Go!" "I'm not Sorry!" I ye
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5It's said my poems are clichéd, incoherent, boring, pointless, whiny, cacophonous & like being served a crusty pair of pants found in a dumpster. You decide. I wrote this today:
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4If the walnut was worried, I couldn't tell. Its expression was unreadable. Stoic. Mysterious, even. I rested my chin on the counter, inches from its shell, and gave it a little ta
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4for getting a Hello Kitty tattoo on my neck. I stuffed the boar bristle/wool scarf in her face, grabbed her phone, took a pic of my Hello Kitty tattoo, emailed it to all her contac
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5Det. Manatee knew the arsonist was either a man with gender issues or a woman, because a CD with Alicia Keys' "Girl on Fire" was glued to the curb in front of each burned out
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4his Gua Sha appt. "Dr. Who, I'm Dr. Woo," said Dr. Woo with a bow. "Dr. Woo?"said Dr. Who."I thought I was seeing Dr. Chin." "No, not Dr. Chin, Dr. Who, you're seeing me Dr. Woo."
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5Who am I kidding? Folding Stories don't make any sense! I was desperately giving myself a a pep talk as I tried to keep to ≤180 characters. FS was an obsession. I'd lost 180 lbs.
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4& got fined for jogging in the carpool lane.To him the dream was saying: naked is ok but no jogging, cars or pools, & cops could give his life direction. He walked naked into the p
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7a quail egg sitting on a lever, which lifted and sent a Matchbox car crashing into dominoes that fell down and pressed a button, inflating a balloon whose string pulled a magnet
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7These boots. Once walked. Now they straddle the crack. Of life. One boot in heaven. One in hell.
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7and genetically engineered llamas in the Pentagon basement as the next weapon in the arsenal against terrorism if the drones didn't work out. The GMO llamas could spit
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2The only thing that made me happy was watching things die. So I pulled flowers and watched them wither away on the sidewalk, watched food rot past its expiration date in the fridg
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7spud when changing his diaper, that he knew Chad wasn't his son. He's no idiot--male tomatoes have seeds, not spuds! Mr. Tomato confronted his wife about her affair with Mr. Potato