Finished Folds (121—140)
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2I tried to eat my BigMac. That's where I ran into a true KFC disciple: a hobo wearing a bow tie, KFC bucket on his head and KFC box shoes. He knocked the burger from my hand and
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2but trouble was afoot in Foldtopia.The Infantiles from Cyberspace had been attacking Foldtopia's borders. The residents banded together, and, using the arsenal of the Keystrokes of
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3He went the end of hallway and back 7 times to make sure he closed the door and on the 8th trip back she was in the doorway asking him to stay. So what if he was an OCD germaphobe
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6So we were bad dancers, but no one, no one, no one ever is to blame. It was love we wanted, dead or alive. I'm only human" he told me "but think about it--there must be higher love
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2Dr. Lufthertz said, "Farther Ned, if you stay way over there, I won't be able to help you." Farther Ned put a bucket on a skateboard, shoved it over to the Dr. and told him
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10kieferskunk was a principled folder and didn't write things-that-were-unfoldable. He didn't reveal who cut the cheese, but instead, graciously steered fold in another direction by
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3while she was tied to the tuffet with Webster's spider silk until Ms. Muffet was no longer afraid of him. But she'd seen Arachnophobia, that tarantula in Home Alone, and Shelob
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4wouldn't have happened. If superserious hadn't contributed to the the 5th fold, this wouldn't have happened, either. It just goes to show, boys and girls, that writing a fold on FS
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5Old Miss Delzzadeb’s hobby was blogging about how to make "mah dna eseehc shciwdnas" & crocheting “seiliod".Noone knew what she was talking about but she was an internet sensation
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4and realized the vast silence was a parallel universe in which he was stuck floating behind the alcohol bottles on the shelves at Joe's Bar. He had to send a message so he
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2The bridge door wouldn't open. Kirk's abdomen began rumbling. He pressed the intercom: "Scotty...I...MUST..getoffthebridge...NOW!" "Captain all th' doors'r stuck an' I dunno why."
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10(who's unemployed) What's that? As Vagabond looks L, Man steals his rucksack, runs off stage R. VAGABOND: (sobbing) Woe is me! Scene 5: [Large carrot descends from rafters] CARROT:
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9creptarted. "I porktabfulared the humbie, so what?! You can screephosh creptarculense!' With that, Fagan dishpoinged his yatdob and graddlehored. My palfer was vemglating so I
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6Chaz just stood there, Krammy-ing a Hamstak sammich in his gob. Bored, Slim threw a lit M80 which Blasted the Heath out Prof. Jefforama's Purple car and caused several Earthquakes.
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2Then John heard it again. Knock! Knock! "Who's there?" John repeated.
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3He then batted all the toilet paper off the roll in the bathroom. All the kitties in the local pound would be adopted, or his name wasn't Dr. Angry Pants! He got a little red wagon
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3Sheriff Carson hath revealed his loins at the saloon". Miss Carson's sheets flapped in the wind with "Emma Smith is a tart with red shoes" on it. The town had so much dirty laundry
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4<deep breath> "The <noisy exhale> suspect <deep breath> has <exhale> been <deep breath> identified" <exhale> said the chief. Me and the cops were all getting antsy in our chairs
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5Booly! Wooly Booly!" which proved that putting headphones on a person in a coma and playing that song on repeat would wake them because it was so catchy. The song could also cure
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5then pulled a skirt over her PacSun board shorts, fastened a pearl necklace around her flannel shirt collar, added a flower pin to her fedora, some hair shine spray to her mullet