Finished Folds (141—160)
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7leads to divorce, cuz it's put in the IKEA box as assembly instructions, with a plastic bag containing all the Allen wrenches you need minus 1 screw not sold at any hardware store
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6My invisible boyfriends were never good enough for my parents. Their Pro/Con lists always had more Cons like: makes you pay for everything, uncommunicative, doesn't open doors
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6my cockroach muster! Climbing over my twitching, dying comrades, I scuttled under the stove as the old lady went for the broom & dustpan, & asked myself what would Gregor Samsa do?
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4that would engage him in an epic battle of sorcery. Criss Angel imprisoned the Brockengespenst in an impenetrable box made of only of toilet paper, but the Brockengespenst conjured
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3I'm wondering if we could write an entire FS in which every character speaks only in questions or in which every sentence ends with a question...it's not impossible, right?
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5Then late rent payments, then a mysterious fire before the bank could repossess, ending with a hefty insurance payment. This was my franchise business model and nowI had my eye on
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1"Come here," the Director told the actress, and patted his couch. "For your audition, I want you to improvise a scene that starts with 'he' and ends with 'ow'".
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6A peanut was walking down a dark alley and comes across an elephant. I don't have enough space to get into the peanut's backstory, but it's a good one, trust me. The elephant
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8How do I know you're not normal?Your appts.are in a date book, not your phone. You send Christmas cards, not holiday texts. You bus your own table at Taco Bell. You don't tailgate.
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4"What kind of a question is that?" "I'm sorry," he said, "did I offend you?" "Is a pig's ass pork?" she replied. "What does that mean?" he asked. "Why don't you take a hike?" she
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5tions with illustrations.But the peasant focus groups had no effect 'til the winter of 1600 when a peasant said "Maybe we should rethink Bruno and that whole cosmic pluralism thing
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5forget what your mother always said: wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident. DON'T #10:
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4grass, kick up dirt from mown down gopher hills & strafe the fence with stray rocks.So peaceful!Oh there's my neighbor waving and talking but I can't hear him over the riding mower
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7The tailor cut in:“The dress IS black/blue not white/gold.”The Emperor called for his pipe, drum & fiddlers three.Prior to smoking, drumming & fiddling he asked them the dress colo
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4said Neaderthalass."Woman no hunt" said Cro Magnon,"woman have baby, keep cave clean." "Woman no hunt" said Neaderthalass,"man be alone every night under sabretooth tiger blanket."
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3Then we found out that for $19.99 we could buy pills from China that would recombine our DNA with whatever we chose from the included checklist. This would end our family curse!
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5My neighbor below me pounded on his ceiling yelling at me to shut up, which knocked a speaker off the wall that fell on my foot. "Damn" I shouted again. My neighbor pounded harder
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6ladies. Some ladybugs are gentlemen. But not all gentlemen ladybugs act like gentlemen. In the spring, many gentlemen ladybugs binge on mildew, gorge themselves on aphids
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3on topic. I must write a fold that helps keep the story on track to the end. But even if I do, the next folder can choose the anarchy of free will and ignore the current story line
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5the winds to die down so they could retrieve their victory flag.In the meantime, the biggest, fattest roaches surrounded the base of Ant Hill Mountain. Before long a lone ant scout