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  So file the report he did. When Myron went to take the report to his supervisors at NASA they were stunned. There was no moon in that Galaxy but no one had seen a UFO of that siz

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  in the toilet. Judge Judy hovered over the toilet. After all, it was doctors orders. After dropping the bomb with a nice plop she returned to the car to take the kids to swim cl

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  Asian man sitting across the isle. "Thank God for Asians and their Ninja skills," he thought. This gave him an idea - why not join an online ninja academy. He could study while

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  but my publisher had other ideas. "That's not news!" he screamed, when I floated the idea. So Ned continued to play the sweepstakes in relative obscurity until, in a bizzare twis

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  OMG... I just woke up in a room full of naked people. That's the third time this week it's happened. Then there was the cheesy fry incident. Clearly the LSD was beginnning to ta

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  movie quote fridge magnets are arranged into something obscene. The Macrohphanges can be total pervs. Before you know you've got a Macro, a stuffed duck, and a naked black man all

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  The final straw came when the Oxford English dictionary added the word supercalifuckaliciousexpialadammit. It was the lead story on sixty minutes that week.

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  heads in dismay. They had been bribed to put the Croatians through to the next round but it was clear that the Irish display of drinking could be a new world record. Would the jud

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  And that my friends is the story of how Mr. Ed came to meet his mother.

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  Bond knew that Dr. Yes could never say no. So he challenged Dr. Yes to a duel. The rules were simple. Whoever could kick the other harder in the dick would win. Little did bond

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  Perhaps it was the money? Pharmacon had been paying for human guinea pigs for years. But the side effects of the last study were affecting my sex life. My balls were beginning to

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  stood up. Other than a scrape down one side of my face, I appeared to be ok. But where was I? And what had happened to the crowd following me? My wallet was still there but was m

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  screamed. "Or I'll kick you both in the dick!" Lifeguards don't command the respect they once did. The boys continued to flop around like dying fish. Clearly I would need to esca

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  had been home to all the condiments for years but it had been a grave mistake to trust Soy and Teriyaki with the accounts. Damn Asians though the fridge. Perhaps Mayo was behind

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  as long as you like but the cat meme you tried to send. No one received it!" She began to grasp the true horrors of his diabolical plan. If no one had received the meme then no on

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  by the bed. Would the maid recognize me from the night before? Surely, the alcohol would have clouded her memory. But the lipstick stain on my jeans would be a dead giveaway if I

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  I work out a lot but I do not like it. Ya know that guy that you see at the gym and you say, "Wow! that guy is HUGE!" Well, that is not me, I don't even like that guy. I do like w

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  exclusively on mind control. Control the mind...control the man. Control the man... control the planet. Control the planet...control the world. The future of the empire was abo

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  She'd caused enough pain already. "Clearly it's time for a divorce," she told him. "You can keep the kids, I'll keep the cash, the condo, and the Ferrari. Sound fair?" she said.

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