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as a pile of dead powdery skin formed. He stopped a moment and lifted her foot so she could see his work. She blushed, giggled and seemed super happy. A man has never treated her
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"I love curtains." he said. I slapped him & said "NOT those kind of curtains." I stared him down a bit, my angry eyes eyeballing his eyeballs. Then we laughed unti the sun came up.
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tying a rope from his penis to one of his big ol front tooths. So when he pissed he drowned himself. The fairies were delighted and danced naked around his corpse. THE END!
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a plumber for a clogged toilet. Grandma instead used a live baby shark she made drink a whole bottle of draino and she unleashed it in the toilet and flushed. I think it was still
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"But it adds texture. MAN-IG-FEEK!" Paul"s Pubic Pies was a huge success. Became a billion dollar franchise. We were sued left & right though. I am pennyless & my name isn't Paul.
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From the Pepsi can next to me a genie flew out. "Master your wish shall be granted." ZAP. I am a pussy cat. I ran about for days chasing things, until I got run over by a car.
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And also plastic just isn't cutting it. HAHAHAHAHAH *hicup* oooh excuse me. HAHAHAHAHA! I made a funny. No really, here's a dollar get a better knife for the sake of jesus christ!
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"How many bullets does it take to kill this machine?" Doug said as he finished the clip into my Honda Accord. "It looks so much more easier in the movies" Doug said as he reloaded
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"Do you like pumpkin pie?" Bob looked at him oddly. "What? Oh come on we are at a scene of a crime and you are thinking of pie." Dectective Lomklump knodded, "The dogs lips reminde
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It made me nervous when Wilbur came into the bar. YES he was a grown man. Buuuut YES he wore diapers and baby clothes and.. Well he was Wilbur. Weirdo extraordinary super califragi
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The gravy was tainted now. "What thee hell?" The Giant yelled at the little man. "Get out of mee gravy boot!" the stupid human jumped out, brushed as much gravy off as he could and
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Boe-bus but he had a hernia and couln't chase them anymore, plus most of the rats these days were bigger than him. It was gonna take some smarts and Cai was the kitty for the job a
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But alas. I had just 2:20 left on the timer and the "T" key on my keyboard broke and I wanted to say something with a "T" in it... but then the power went out and I ......
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I pulled her under the table with me & looked her in the eye and kissed her deeply. We unlocked lips and she opened her eyes and played "We are the champions" on her triangle!
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?" The judge looked Monkeyman up an down and banged his gavel. "CONTEMPT!" Monkey man licked the judges face, "Yep baloney!" The judge was stunned. "DEATH is the sentence!"
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had enough of this inbred farmer's insults. They booed and hissed with devilish spite at him. The Dark Lord raised his hand and all was silent. "This bovine is the anti-christ cow
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the road enjoy it as well. Have you ever run over a fuzzy Jackrabbit with a set of furry and fluffy polar bear winter treads? I have and when I pulled over to check on said rabbit
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cousin when out of a rasberry bush cluster comes this ginormous bear. I swear when it reared up on it's hind legs it was about 10 feet tall. I peed myself which later on helped me