Finished Folds (301—320)
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1He walked away with nothing more than a few broken arms and a black eye. Then he took out his thingy and whispered slowly 'Here come the grasshoppers!' Then he shrumpted another
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5race the elephant didn't even flinch. He just wacked his trunk in my face and snorted. Guess I didn't need that gel anymore. 'Yo Horace, where's your sense of humor? Or did a mouse
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2I could find the holy grail?" Ben sighed. Darn Adams and his religious obsessions! "Well, I think you should go to Asia or something. I heard some hermit keeps it hidden in his cav
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1Dizzle Daisies' sake! He made me audition at Boom Chicago and of course it was a disaster. Nobody laughed when I shot that guy who dared to walk out of the theater. People have no
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2her rifle point blank at Steve Job's forehead. 'I really, really HATE apples!" she said, and pushed the muzzle so hard it left a mark on his face. 'You should've done more for peng
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4Vanna decided to boycot the Wheel, she'd refuse to watch, participate or in any way be involved. The Wheel didn't care, it would spin and spin anyway with or without Vanna. Spin fo
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2I tore open all the pillows I could find, glued them to my arms, jumped out the window maniacally waving my wings. It's working! I was still grinning when I hit the floor and died.
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2sitting on my bed, trying out the '10 Other things You can do with your pisser'. I'd gotten that for my birthday too. My mom stood in front of me, perplexed, then burst out laughin
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4unsuspecting holidayshoppers clean up their wallets. The masses doggishly surrendered their belongings. After getting home, the people foolishly wondered where all their gifts had
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5My hand had gotten so big, I had to drag it behind me. When it was my turn, the nurse handed me the paperwork. I looked at her helplessly, but she had no mercy. 'We can't help you
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3Absolute Denial'. ?? I'd never heard of this one before. 'Can you explain?' But the Angel had no pity on him. 'That's for you to figure out. We don't do hints here. It's do or die.
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3took a swan dive towards me. Well, actually it wasn't a swan dive really... Just a very unelegant dropdown monstrous kind of dive, all the while wildly flapping his wings. I manage
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0Then I'll sell the remaining Coke as a Special Season edition for double the price. I'll need more babies if I really want to take this venture to a higher level though. Kidnapping
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3Either I'd been reading too much Douglas Adams lately, or there was really a guy extending his hand to me and introducing himself with:'Hi, my name is Iphone'. 'Sure, and the Earth
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11I wasn't sure how to handle this. Being stuck on a class A Kitty Hawk that ran out of plasma had to be serious. The thing was completely dead, except from a voice repeating 'Warnin
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5There's no tomorrow. Seriously, if you think about it, there can't be. The past doesn't exist either. You want to know something else? Life is utterly pointless, there's absolutely
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4I looked at my watch. It wass one of those binary gadget things, so it took me while to figure out the time, but there were still a few hours left. Good. I crept carefully through
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6As I sat in the comfortable recliner in the shrink's office, I couldn't get the damn song out of my head. 'They're coming to take me away hahahihihoho to the funny farm..' It had
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3work out at the gym to get bodypoints and strength. Of course, things cost money, even in virtuality, so I read on to learn about the options. Ch. 8 of the manual taught me that I
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6Star Fox, just to beat the boredom, since FoldingStory was way too much of an intellectual challenge now. Of course I tried Wordfraude, but I soon got bored by the 72-hour time lim