Finished Folds (281—300)
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1and very dark. Is everybody dead? Or at a party no-one bothered to tell me about? Activated my LED pupils so I could see something. Saw something big, dark and tall creeping over t
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2was extremely confused about her identity. Was she Japanese? She felt so when she was in Israel. But in Japan she felt like an Israelite. Kung fu mixed with krav maga sure made her
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2I experienced in my whole life. I took intense pleasure from feeling the warm blood that fountained out of her neck shower down upon me like a bloody rainstorm. Then my critical mi
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4of her, so she was certain they wouldn't come to her rescue. Or maybe they would, fearing what she'd do if they didn't. She held her hand out so she could mirror the spell back to
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5Sometimes I cry at the meaninglessness of this life. Depending on a woman in a room 80 yards away to turn me on. And off. And on again. What a waste! The saddest thing is, she does
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2Church of future Angelic Visionary mediums. Or something like that. They didn't mix well with the Crunk Bitches, who had satanic tendencies. They claimed Lucifer was just the advo
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5now? I frantically leafed through my dictionary trying to find out where this train of thought was leading me. I didn't get it. Who's thoughts where these anyway? Not mine, I could
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4snakes crawled out from everywhere, heads up, tongues slithering and swaying gently side to side. He was pretty grossed out but kept reading until he got to the part where Eve acce
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3a poetic speech by his archenemy Thor. Meanwhile, the elephants where complaining that the highwire was cutting into their feet and could they please come down. 'Shut up, the fate
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16attempts to seduce him. Discouraged, she went back to friend Flat Stanley and complained about how she didn't feel she fit into this world where everybody was flat except for her.
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5tentacles. He pulled. Hard. The tentacles broke off, splattering green blood all over him. Grossed out, Tony let go of the tentacles and threw up. That was a mistake. His opponent
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5caused her to be the only nymphomaniac lobster in the world. She was sure a sight to behold. With no male lobsters in sight she was as normal as a lobster with a cleft palate could
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1had so much speed that I sunk into the bedbug-infested mattresses and then was catapulted back into the air. The bedbugs however, saw their opportunity to
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1TIVO. He decided to adopt a policy of isolation; not even peaceful co-existence, total isolation. The Founding Fathers didn't take this well. They decided to make an appeal with th
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2'Witch! Witch! Witch!' The crowd was exhilarated at the prospect of watching this poor old lady being tortured with redhot knives, then being put in sack with 6 heavy rocks and
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3His horse was tired. He could tell by the way it was hanging its head. 'Come on Ol' Ben, just a few more miles' he pleaded and mused he was going to bring ol' tuber to the butcher
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3There is a land where the temperature is always nice, the trees are always green and the flowers always bloom. Everybody is always smiling, which is nice but also quite boring, to
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6Janice got seriously stuck. She tried to wriggle her way out of the warm stinking mud, but every move made the mud suck her body further down. She was tired, hungry, thirsty and
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1noyed the hell out of me. 'You think you're smart? Huh? You think you're smart? Huh?' Due to my COD I have to repeat all my sentences twice. It's tedious, but I'm kind of used to
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5get hit in the butt with one! So me an' Johnny hailed a TukTuk. One pulled up, but the driver didn't look too healthy. His face was covered in red spots with green puss oozing out