Finished Folds (421—438)
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2I hoisted up my jeans and cleared the scene, still chewing. The chocolate had adhered to my palate and stayed there, no matter what I tried. I was so distracted with getting the
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4He hated elevators. Especially the ones that spoke. 'Thirteenth floor... Doors are open....Mind your step......Have a nice day...', all that unpersonal friendliness made him feel
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2I ran, sweat pouring out of all my pores and above the sounds of my gasps for air I could hear the howling cries of the dogs. It occurred to me I had to make some effort to disguis
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4had simply hypnotized her, while she'd stared into the caleidoscopic white and red colors whirling and twirling. Now the cowboys had disappeared which had to be bad news for the co
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1train for the toilet unless she had her potty training gloves on. He looked up at her innocently, smiled and farted. 'Darn you, now I have to start all over again!' she hissed, und
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1to his wits and considered annihilating the culprit completely, keeping a blind eye to the consequences this would have for The Order of Things. Zalgo pondered which method to use
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5containers, guaranteed to keep your stash from oxidating forever. In fact, I am so convinced of the superior sealing properties of these amazing products, I'll give you a life-long
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11s, so they never had a chance. But what's a little collateral damage if you're trying to save the world? In the meantime, the Chopper's army got closer, retaliating the nut-attack
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2'Of course not, I'd be writing them if that had been the case, now wouldn't I?' the reader snapped and he woke out of his trance. 'You Doctors are all the same, full of shit!' he
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3off. I drove as fast as I could to get the hell away from that awful sight of bright red hair teased into a tower above a face with too much make-up. As I looked behind me,
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4and thinner and thinner until finally there was nothing left of her. I remained, stricken with grieve, but otherwise fine. I don't need much, just blue sky above and a full stomach
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2had become utterly boring and predictable. He dreamed about change, about heroism. Saving the world, flying at supersonic speeds and using stuff called Kryptonite. Damsels in distr
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6He tried to think of a way to fight back, to permeate the hearts and minds of people once close to him. But every time he tried, an error message flashed:'Disallowed Key Characters
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6Ram Kiab-ji, who'd chosen to travel the road to enlightenment through the cleansing properties of pain. I first met him while he was busy sticking ten inch needles through his
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2aiden defence league. These gals meant business! So I soon ran out of viagra and I had to rely on my sugaring skills. Well, that didn't go well with the Occupy hippies
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1I gagged. I must've turned green, because Jason asked me:"What's the matter? You can't even go for a swim without getting sick? Jeeezzzzzz!" It occurred to me he deserved my pee in
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4At Starducks, instead of ordering my usual double decaf latte with skimmed soymilk, I only realized it didn't come out that way when Dolly looked at me wide-eyed and I heard the
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1plied, "Just make sure her legs don't drag along the floor". I looked at him, perplexed, and shouted:"How can you be such a dork!" He just chuckled and shrugged his shoulders,