Finished Folds (401—420)
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2one of the Mexican cherrypickers who worked in the orchard. As he chewed on the wonderfully juicy fruit he thought he heard a deep moaning coming from the tree. He listened, but
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5sacred scarab which was hanging from a golden chain around my neck. It developed a greenish glow in the light of the candles in the cave. My vision blurred as I felt little paws ta
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2she therefore donned her pink rubber gloves, took a large bucket of water with plenty of chloride and proceeded to wash the poor basterd. When Mrs. Dowd was finished, she admired
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3sat on the bench. As I watched the game, now a powerless spectator, my imagination ran wild. I came up with a whopping 179 ways to kill the referee. The first three were simple of
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3unfortunately, Richards had become immune thanks to excessive quantities of a wide variety of drugs. So after Jagger had laced his ice-teas with vast amounts of cyanide,
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2required preparation time. As I finished my toast I suddenly had an idea. It involved three paperclips, two strands of string, a jellyfish and a cross-eyed goat. The killer would d
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9my little black dress and play along. I put my anti-matter blaster in one of my fishnet stockings, just to be on the safe side. At the Radisson's we had our dinner and Mr. X was bo
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4They call him the 'Child Whisperer'. What he does isn't much different from horse whisperers, although Derek claims to be psychic. He also claims that Child Whispering is a skill
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3me yo' stones, glimmers and watches an' I'll let y'all live. Just don't ya call the cops on me, I no run fo' nottin! I ain't scaaaa'd of NO-one! 'xcept little tiny mousees, maybe..
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5if he found himself devoid of a nearby brunch buffet. Just coffee and a croissant was too simple, ah... the elegancy of perfectly cloudy eggs florentine accompanied by the slight t
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6who we'd throw down a hill and then let the bouncing figure be chased by 53 sheep adorned with LED-lights. A spectacular sight in the night. The only thing that would spoil the sho
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4the masses doggishly follow the announcements. The Optometrist pays the announcer to lure the sheepish Souls into his shop where they can be Sealed appropriately. This way, the cro
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4in clockwise direction, while singing 'Watchtowers of all directions, come forth and let us win the elections'. Then Jess tripped and Jim got out of breath while the Wu Tang clan h
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2The two pilots lay side by side, arms around each other's shoulders, their faces covered in blood but nonetheless they seemed to be smiling. My eyes started to fill up, but she gav
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3looked up at the man in black and flashed her big blues a couple of times. Just for the sake of it Shiela jiggled her versions of Shock-n-Awe and waited for an answer. The man in
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2opened their wallets, waiting hopefully for the stinking packages to fall from the Heavens. They stood there silently for an hour or so, until their necks cramped. His stepdad shoo
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2his mouth he couldn't help drooling over the abundance that was in front of him. He started wildly to grab the food, shoving it in his mouth, as if he feared it was all just an ill
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3in complete synchrony, tossing meaningful glances around at each other, ducking to avoid them at the same time. One glance hitting your glands and you'd be done with, over and out.
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7pie?" I huddled in a corner, trying hard to be invisible but failed obviously. I wasn't gonna let that needle-happy creep have a chance at molesting my virgin skin. I spent most of
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7she looked like she was 10. That had caused some trouble in the community.... she'd gone out of her way to prove she was actually 98. Dora was grateful for her Backpack, cause it