Finished Folds (21—40)
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4Panic rose from the crowd as the giant quilted bee hovered over the church. The buzzing sound she made was deafening and caused brain concussion among the masses. They rolled on
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6implant. They only had one breast together and they were outraged they couldn't make use of the 'Buy one, get one free' promotion. And so, the conjoined twins set up a foundation
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4And on top of it all, inflation and the housing crisis diminished his $ 6,000,000 to a mere $ 60. Not nearly enough to get an Ipad so he could update his antiquated bionic
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5One by one, we were eaten by a giant cod (a fish similar to scrod, but minus the 's' and 'c'). Fortunately, cods don't have teeth, so we were still alive when we reached its stomac
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4demonstrations all over the world. The Occupy movement felt compelled to install a hierarchy for Effective Demonstration Management Strategies, and governments shivered when they
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3froze everyone's salary and sent out a memo stating 'no raise in salary should be expected until this matter is resolved'. Snow-white begged Sleepy to confess to the EMT that he
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5blood and bones. After the third time Pigpen got soaked during dumpster diving, Joey came to the conclusion that dating a comic strip character was more complex than he'd thought.
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7went after Elmo, Po's biggest competitor. Big Bird tried to hit Tinkie Winkie and managed to bat the hacksaw out of his hands. Tinkie got out his secret weapon: his purse containin
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5record store, which he wore at any opportunity he thought to be 'appropriate'. He had no clue people were laughing behind his back. He thought his 'scratching' and scatting was 'th
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21896, or so it seemed, would become obsolete now that the digital age was in full swing. They would become fossils in some cinema museum, together with the projectors and the
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8Ánd poverty, which coincidentally is 'poetry' with an extra v. Frank's daughter loved the synchronism of that. She tried to tell her father she didn't want another Ipad, but
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1Even though nobody had a clue to the meaning of the word 'homie', it quickly became popular with all sorts of subcultures, each giving own meaning to the phrase 'Homie, don't play
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1I heard a chuckle about two feet above me, then a voice said dryly: 'That's not my face you're feeling darling, but do continue'. Disgusted I withdrew my hands and tried to walk
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11consecutive sentences seemed to have no contextual correspondence, unless one was able to read between the lines. The absurdist artist Whiteboy Slim had another strategy: he would
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5right into the pituitary gland which had gone unnoticed because MRI had yet to be invented. So Karloff's erratic behaviour was shrugged off by everybody as 'one of his quirks'. It
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3shot at me and he hollered at me to 'Shut the f..k up!' I was the biggest fan of the Chicken Rotisserie Oven, but this was unforgiveable. I swore I would bring Ron Pompeil down if
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3walked through the flames without even blinking. Which was a mistake, as Maury realized when he felt his eyeballs pop open from the heat and spill their fluids over his cheeks. But
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4te nails for breakfast and drank motor oil instead of whiskey, because I was completely convinced my stomach could digest such things with ease. I never looked before I crossed the
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4and disowned me. I had really tried my hardest to contract some flesh eating parasite. I even took the risk of peeing in the Amazone river standing waist-deep in the water. Pink ey
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3I leaned over the smoking corpse, trying not to breathe. Before my eyes, the rest of the body evaporated into blue smoke and the smell of burnt rubber brought tears to my eyes. I