Finished Folds (101—120)
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1suddenly who she really was. The next day she/he was off to the reserve, trying to find Sitting Bull's descendants and see what had become of the once proud Red Nation. Sitting Bul
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4pants that stands in the back of the store. I try to pretend his lips are getting warm and alive, but in reality they stay hard and cold. I stroke his plastic hair, secretely hopin
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3'Who were we looking for again?' A monk stepped forward, but the Sheriff couldn't remember his name. 'We're looking for Robin Hood, sir' the monk said gingerly. Some of the others
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4asked 'Would you like a cup of water?' After having had to drink his own urine for a week, the prisoner nodded gratefully. Burt stepped in. 'Too bad, we just drank it all!'. I look
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5I will continue to make your life a living hell!' Grandma realized his diaper was full when a putrid smell wafted her way from the infant. This got her out of her shock and she
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1When she blushed, he realized he had. That was when the barrista decided to become a truck-driver, because politeness just wasn't ... well it just wasn't him. And to rule out aphas
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6visit the Gator-Ate. It was the bloodiest amusement park since the Colosseum and you had to reserve tickets three months in advance. But once there, you were guaranteed a day-long
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4of potatoes. When the whole planet turned yellow, Ountoxed realized he'd made a mistake when everybody died of famine and he would never be able to paint the Potato-eaters.
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3Tim, however, was exhilirated. Devout virgin as he was, having a herpephobe for a girlfriend was a match made in heaven!
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4Typing three words and calling that a 'fold' is just plain suicide! So natural selection will indeed take it's course, I'll just be helping it a little bit. *Screech bam* ..Winner!
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4actually has a soothing effect on me. The nurses let me smoke and drink as much as I want to, because it keeps the atmosphere nice and calm in the psychiatric ward that is my home.
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9story just before Valentine's day, meant he'd made the deadline. Content, Slim leaned back in his chair and treated himself to a fat Habana. His work was done.
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7Decaf with skimmed milk. But I was talking to empty space since the poor server had seen too much horror for the day and died of a heart attack. No coffee today, alas!
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2of his diapers, judging by the smell.
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4So I took a bath with donkey's milk and rosepetals, perfumed my body with a rare musk and slipped into a brandnew set of lingerie. Then I donned my leather overall, my stilletto bo
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6So I did. But I hastily crouched down when I heard a supersonic BANG and an old man appeared. 'Who punches time in the face?' he asked. Great, so Father Time did exist. I started
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5.." Bill and Jed grinned at each other, then simultaneously started to tear Rich's precious shack apart. "Until what, old man? Until you strike the mother vain?" Rich eased back an
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5the spot, right in front of the non-smoking sign. Then he took a long sip and then exhaled into my face, clearly enjoying his Cohibas. George Burns was an ass, as I learned that
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4the White House, the Pentagon and Nasa Control Center; demanding equal pay for equal work. The president knew that Armageddon was on it's way, when Karl Marx made an appearance. Th
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8kamikaze'd onto the controll center. The cloud of smoke, ash and flames was even visible in Phoenix, and it took Neil Armstrong a while to climb out of the wreckage. 'Houston, we