Finished Folds (81—100)
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5Willy Wonka gave 1-seat the look, then turned up the music. 1-seat realized he'd made a mistake when the Oompa Loompa's came marching onto the field. Cricket at Harvard Elementary
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1I was laughing my ass off. Cats however, are notorious for their lack of sense of humor. And LMAO Cats were definitely the worst bunch. They yawned and stretched and then they were
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3went out and bought me a camera. Back home, I chainsmoked some more, while I pondered the plot of the movie. Jim Jarmusch had lived a boring life, so this would be a right challeng
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5rattlesnakes and scorpions were added to his handicap if they proved to be a factor of consideration. Unfortunately, Kana had never played desert golf before and thus had no idea
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4'. So I had a tough choice to make. Finally I decided to run in my shorts to the Magic Convention, aware i wouldn't be able to score on that marathon. But when they refused to let
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3gave me a feeling of watching a soap opera on tv. Especially the unicorn took his time and added plenty of drama to his dying moments. My friend died with a reproachful look on his
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2when he realized Chris Angel was supposed to take his place as God's favourite. Disappointed he was when finding out that even God discriminates on colour, Black Jesus decided to
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2sugar in live Puertorican sand beetles. It's just a matter of stuffing the suger in their asses and setting them loose just before the border. Since they are attracted by the smell
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2ella troop?' One of the underlings knodded while sweat was coming off his face like a river. 'Well, get them in here! You oughtta know I love Chines folkdances!' The CEO took anoth
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3s obvious that I would never do that? Eat at the mall? My tastebuds require exclusive tastes that can only be found at a small pond,high up in the Himalayas.' Frog paused to catch
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1And so he turned to the only solution that comes to the minds of politicians who see their constituency turning way from them. Even the cliché nature of his actions didn't put him
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6After all this is a high end multicultural upper-class prison. Certain words should not be spoken in clear daylight. I was struggling to find an alternative Esperanto greeting as t
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1could have been. As we sat together in our meeting, we noticed how Miley seemed to swell up like a balloon. 'Miley, you really need to get to that outhouse; you look like you're
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3. As I chatted to the storybook, my omnipotent awareness expanded even further and I suddenly had an epiphany. None of this is real, I thought to myself. All of this is just a
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5Gates did as he was told, but 'accidentally' knocked over the stack of iPad 7's. Steve sat wide-eyed on the couch for exactly 2 seconds, then fell into one of his famous temper tan
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7Volcanoes' Little Treasures. A quirky little shop where one could be sure to undergo the experience of a lifetime. Who wouldn't want to boogieboard on waves of red hot lava? I was
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2-cut that once was a famous pop star. What a demise for us both! Rivers of blood gulped out of my belly as the doctor laughed diabolically. The eye mirror thingy sat buzzing in the
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8myself with an elaborate selection of protective spells. Unfortunately, i can't find a specific spell against Cat spite in the manuscript. Or am I misinterpreting the Chinese chara
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3consanguinity. Matching the endangered orphans to the poodles whose poodle piles they'd been urinating on was a challenge, but every match, meant one orphan less. Of course this
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3The anarchist grinned:'About five I think', keeping an eye on his watch. It actually took 7 seconds until John Goodman's head started to turn red, sweat pouring down. Then he explo