Finished Folds (141—160)
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4, making sure they took an extra batch of chocolate iced with coloured sprinkles. Then they took to their safehouse where they ate the doughnuts and got bloated and constipated. Th
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3razor out of his forehead and started shaving her face. Rasputin had always hated hairy ladies, but the last one he'd tried to shave, had martial arted his razor in his forehead.
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5rubbed it and counted to a hundred while at the same time dancing the jitterbug on one leg. After I'd charged my lucky nickel, I was ready for some action. I looked around for Ray
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2and for this heroine act was awarded the honorary Hero award 2084. Frieda was quickly 'guided' towards a manager paid by the North Korean government who took her on a world tour an
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5, then pulled and twisted. Except for the marks however, the skeleton still seemed intact. He took his scalpel and carefully scraped off some of the gnawed bits of the femur and
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2finally got his hair to look, like cool, you know? And it turned out to be great hairgel too, 'cuz whatever Justin did, his hair stayed the way I barfed it. I immediately posted th
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4kept her hand on the trigger. I cursed myself for forgetting to 'Axe' myself and tried to think of more gun conversation. 'So errr... did you try those titanium bullets?' I mumbled
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5scales, that show me corks and undergarments don't differ that much. It gave me peace and clarity when I discovered this wisdom. My mood lifted and I dared to venture outside again
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3This was the easiest religion since buddha. Buddha had required sitting under a tree all day, which could get uncomfortable after a few hours. Leaving out cookies and milk was no
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2into 'f*ck the waitress-mode', so when she hurriedly passed by with the coffee-can, he stuck out his leg and she tripped. The coffee spilled all over Susan who's coffee-allergy
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5o-line dancing the biggest hit since Foot Loose. Soon, the hospitals overflowed with people who claimed to suffer from Alien limb syndrome, and insisted their feet be removed.
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4iend:'Whoah, killawiffah dude!' The moment she turned to him and got just a whif of his sent in her nose, she turned green and fainted. Mort looked upset and emitted his own stench
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2let it bounce of my skull. But there were no betty mines around, certainly not bouncing ones, so I went to the gunshop and bought some .44's. At home I found out they didn't fit my
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4He carefully took the pieces he'd cut and laid them out. Then he slowly started to stitch them together in neat little stitches. He was a good sewer, he'd always loved to sew and
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3I just like to multitask: watch the movie, hear the actors speak, read the subtitles. And of course check for any mistakes the subtitlerists might have made. To find a mistake is
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3horse's gallop. We raced to the dam, where they began to scoop up the water with their red buckets, just as fast as it was coming through the tear in the dam. 'Go faster, or I can
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3they had some new girls there that were worth checkin' out. At least, that's what Riley told me. But Riley was a bit weird that way some times. Once, he was completely smitten over
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3I looked at them, puzzled. 'You don't know who Bob is? The greatest guy that ever lived? Bob Marley?' The MiB's looked at each other, then back at me again. 'Never heard of him, is
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5To add to the challenge, he would add up all the phonenumbers on a page until he reached the magic number three. 'Yes it is, it's a magic number. Somewhere in the ancient, mystic
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5bloody Big Bang it was all suddenly over. The evil gerbils were diminished, completely erased from existence and the necrohamsters... well, their bodyparts were all over the place.