Finished Folds (121—140)

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  Scythe wielding Seth said "Some Jamicans got off the bus and handed this homeless chick a can of weed

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  2017-02-05 03:28:24

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  As soon as my sister lost her astonishment over "Grandpa, returned from the grave..?" She jumped up to put the kettle on. We were all talking at once. "Pawpa, how did you manage to

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  2017-01-27 17:41:24

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  Looking up from the microscope again he vowed "I will NOT sniff glue again". He needed to stop screwing around and start doing the work his grant was paying for.The animawhatits

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  2017-01-21 00:04:20

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  A tradition that would be carried on far into the future when post deconstuctionist commentary on the future of mankind would be made in the form of crop circles

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  2017-01-20 23:58:04

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  They had to be good for something; quite frankly I found their Kiss painted faces ridiculous and slightly revolting, "Hey Stanley" I yelled, they're gonna make a play for the boat

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  2017-01-20 16:11:04

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  alive, brothers in arms! They had shared the most intimate of relationships; they were soldiers, dependent upon one another to survive. And they would die free!

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  2017-01-20 16:02:01

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  of beets. He looked completely dejected; I suspected this had something to do with his wife and the words healthy and too fat. He was a beholder, damnit! Not just another hen picke

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  2017-01-20 15:58:27

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  he heard an owl. He looked out of his office window and saw a Great Horned Owl in the Oak tree his grandpa planted before Mike was born. It was huge, the owl. He

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  2017-01-20 15:37:50

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  he was a monster before the accident and now he looked like one as well. But the heart wants what the heart wants and so we suffer and deny. If she could just be honest with

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  2017-01-20 15:33:13

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  Pinot Grigio but their red was for shit. Doc Martens or not their grape stomping methods left something to be desired. Who buys wine made by skinheads you ask? Me too. How does

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  2017-01-20 15:23:37

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  wasn't affluence and the pursuit of a type of madness anyway? Nothing says success like excess right? He wondered if his dr. would be wearing Armani or Levi Strauss. He was hoping

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  2017-01-20 15:05:38

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  her cousin, JoJo in with a message saying "You're hiring JoJo, don't do anymore interviews." But you are perfect for this job, your interview went so well! But if i dont give JoJo

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  2017-01-19 17:40:59

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  speak in full sentences, chew gum, feel empathy for their fellows. They denied ever being Youtube addicts and posted helpful yoga links on facebook

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  2017-01-19 15:04:53

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  I mean, Reader, its nice to know that in this day and age that someone is still reading. The ridiculous to the sublime, all can hope to be read.

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  2017-01-19 05:05:26

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  concoction. What was the point of having a witch around if she couldn't make something edible out of Beverly's cooking? They decided to move on, scout for a peyote on rye.

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  2017-01-19 04:54:57

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  go to New York. If they could make it there they could make it anywhere. They would burst onto broadway, take it by storm! "Cats"! they sneered, "Hamsters" will be way bigger

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  2017-01-19 04:47:54

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  Hiding in the mirror universe he created a shell company, IBF (Intentionally Bad Felons), which was a tax shelter for Upside Down Pyramid,

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  2017-01-19 04:33:12

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  merchandise. Could there BE anything more depressing than shopping the week before the social security checks would arrive. Everyone seemed to be milling in the same isle, the

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  2017-01-19 04:27:50

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  "Huh?" said Orindilla "Around a skillet I hover...whats that sposeda mean?" Finally noticing the gun she let out a loud eeek and turned to run

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  2017-01-15 00:24:38

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  the plushy pink pig costume that was so popular at the convention in Vegas last year. Oh yeah, the stories she could tell...thank you dear Jewish man...I wont forget your sacrifice

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  2017-01-15 00:09:09