Finished Folds (61—80)
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6emuser ruoy...emuser ruoy...emuser ruoy...This is stupid, Im not going to write that 105 more times, I dont see how its going to make me a single letter wiser
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5pparent, squid boy, is that you're having some kinda problem with the nature of transgenderism. Just because the squid room calls you boy, dont mean ya get to
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9each other viciously. Ex Health Inspector Lewis got the potato bug into a sleeper hold. The potato bug kicked madly but couldn't extricate himself, there go my dreams of being the
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3all want their cars back and demand that he pay his part of the cell phone bill. At least one of Petrograd Lothario's ladies would take him to the court of Judge Mathis, tearfully
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4creme of Trashtown society. Here, Spandex and belly tops still ruled supreme. They had fought metal tooth and hot pink nail to get here. They blew kisses to the (untidy) crowd.
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9How could I have known that I would find the sense of community and acceptance I had been searching for in of all places, the morgue. Just wait until I told those idiots over at
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4Walks With Silence. I suspected this was her way of sneering at my devotion to the guru. I just new she was calling me a poser but since I was busy shuting up and walking in his
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9someone yelled Rack it! and 7 yelled back I agree! Why dont you guys shut the hell up? But 8 and 9 wouldnt quit arguing. So 7 8 9 and told 8 he was next. 1 interupted, saying
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3they recognize you. I dont respond well to rejection. Defenses like I'm just trying to do my job! and Why does everyone have to be so mean!? Someone has to be the Death of Marriage
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2the skirts of loafers named Pennie, Pennie's eyeing his loafers, his loafers looking up his Speedo. Uhg! it was torturous. He wanderd off dejectedly
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4they spawned grotesque shadows as they danced the tango around the fire. Then they regaled each other with tales of their exploits, cackling madly far into the night
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4relinquish the crown and don the bullfrog head hat, 3" wide black satin ribbon tied into a floppy bow beneath her chin symbolized the death of her reign as Belch Queen
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3rewrite our Mission Statement, tweek our Modus Operandi, and stop wearing so much Goddamn Cologne
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2the totally unrealistic cucumbers. real cucumbers dont look like that! Well rarely/ Cant you pigs understand that these enhanced cucomers,,cucumbers are setting the young up to
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4the unicorn found a cotton tail bunny and kicked the crap out of it. It did little to slake his anger, he kept picturing his frat bros finding out that his daddy was a feckin rhino
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4had compelled her to think about sharp objects nearby. The customer svc rep was gonna get it
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4hated me, that my pants were too short, my hair was to long. How could I be blamed for blurting out inappropriate, often incomprehensible words? I was a teenager, I deserved pity
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6begin to drool whenever the phone was in use. They would yip and hop, vying to be closest to the phone. Phone calls would be cut short in order to call the cops "Mad Dog!, Mad Dog!
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5and figured he had just enough time to make the last race at Roachhill Downs. Hed put it all on Raunchy Boy to win and either the minotaur would get his dough or his pound of flesh
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6I believe the key to starting a story in the middle lies in the pre cognizant network:Tap in, see line 5 as it will be written, then write line 6 on line one. Diabolical perhaps,