Finished Folds (61—80)
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4getting stuck in remedial reading so much; it was Mrs. Schmidt's creepy finger things.She didn't have proper lobster claws, and she didn't even have feelers how was he sposed to
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3Sucking in a huge breath the Chief bellowed "Get Det Manatee down here NOW!" The bicycle pants were getting away! "And someone grab those horrible feckin' pants!" The pants slither
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5:Dont have sex on the beach Tip 5:Fold stories Tip 6: Enjoy as many sunsets as possible Tip 8: Count your blessings Tip 9: know the difference between blessings and downers Tip: 10
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3hoping for the transgender vote. He had no pride when it came to votes. His campaign manager sobbed. How had he gotten roped into managing this Mr. Clean/Cleanette character
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6emuser ruoy...emuser ruoy...emuser ruoy...This is stupid, Im not going to write that 105 more times, I dont see how its going to make me a single letter wiser
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5pparent, squid boy, is that you're having some kinda problem with the nature of transgenderism. Just because the squid room calls you boy, dont mean ya get to
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9each other viciously. Ex Health Inspector Lewis got the potato bug into a sleeper hold. The potato bug kicked madly but couldn't extricate himself, there go my dreams of being the
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3all want their cars back and demand that he pay his part of the cell phone bill. At least one of Petrograd Lothario's ladies would take him to the court of Judge Mathis, tearfully
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4creme of Trashtown society. Here, Spandex and belly tops still ruled supreme. They had fought metal tooth and hot pink nail to get here. They blew kisses to the (untidy) crowd.
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9How could I have known that I would find the sense of community and acceptance I had been searching for in of all places, the morgue. Just wait until I told those idiots over at
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4Walks With Silence. I suspected this was her way of sneering at my devotion to the guru. I just new she was calling me a poser but since I was busy shuting up and walking in his
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9someone yelled Rack it! and 7 yelled back I agree! Why dont you guys shut the hell up? But 8 and 9 wouldnt quit arguing. So 7 8 9 and told 8 he was next. 1 interupted, saying
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3they recognize you. I dont respond well to rejection. Defenses like I'm just trying to do my job! and Why does everyone have to be so mean!? Someone has to be the Death of Marriage
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2the skirts of loafers named Pennie, Pennie's eyeing his loafers, his loafers looking up his Speedo. Uhg! it was torturous. He wanderd off dejectedly
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4they spawned grotesque shadows as they danced the tango around the fire. Then they regaled each other with tales of their exploits, cackling madly far into the night
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4relinquish the crown and don the bullfrog head hat, 3" wide black satin ribbon tied into a floppy bow beneath her chin symbolized the death of her reign as Belch Queen
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3rewrite our Mission Statement, tweek our Modus Operandi, and stop wearing so much Goddamn Cologne
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2the totally unrealistic cucumbers. real cucumbers dont look like that! Well rarely/ Cant you pigs understand that these enhanced cucomers,,cucumbers are setting the young up to
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4the unicorn found a cotton tail bunny and kicked the crap out of it. It did little to slake his anger, he kept picturing his frat bros finding out that his daddy was a feckin rhino
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4had compelled her to think about sharp objects nearby. The customer svc rep was gonna get it