Finished Folds (101—120)
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4Contact Mckeester and tell him he wasn't an expert until he attended one of he and Debbie's parties as they were quite ritualistic and exclusive.
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9so I started screaming back in French at the obstensibly German who was probably Russian (but sreaming in Chinese) you cannot put my sailboat into an empty canal! This is insanity!
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3the teams bonding exercise. Sure it took place in a slum, everyone got dysentery but admit it all that pointing and laughing at all the pathetic poor people was a group effort
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5view of the driveway, the driveway that Wienerslave was expecting the Pizza Hut delivery guy to drive up at any second. But Sharona couldn't forget the spark of that kiss so she
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5Just today I saw a guys wearing a toga in line at the DMV. Then I saw a flyer about chariot races at Rattle Snake Raceway this weekend. Man, I can't believe we're emulating Romans
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8I was elected to the U.S. senate. Ok, now I'm just making shit up. I haven't met any of my present goals YET. Remember the present will ALWAYS be the present so...
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5His thoughts were explosive (he was a ballistics expert, how else would they be?) " it looks like a bomb went off in here!" he growled at his son, Walrus Barbus Jr.. A hot second
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4...really deserve to get the money I gave that penny pinching dog, back. So, he's gone and died, I got to toast him
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4Springy wondered briefly what it was about Punch-and-Judy that made Custer amorous. But it was only a lovers passing thought. Springt's thoughts turned to Buicks
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7the skylight and snorted at the hobbit "we are never gonna win at pub quiz if you don't get some new books to consult! The Internet won't be invented for another 200 years."
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6He missed the mother he never had. Suddenly Pinocchio became suspicious; how could his miss someone that never existed? It dawned on him that Giuseppe was using magic music
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6doing something possibly obscene in the phone booth outside of Laverne's Diner. She would have to get closer, was this a solo act or was there someone in there with him? Definitely
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10When the lanterns were on their way heavenward I flagged down a passing dragonfly. I asked him to please carry my rememberances to my ancestors in the spirit world
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6as frightened; was it too much? Would he vomit it back out? Then he remembered his Linux programming and relaxed. He returned to puffing up the esnuff
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5What's illegal the oil or the octopus? he sneered. You know, I didn't even mean to participate in this fold- it's all Julie's fault. She's my goldfish, she jumped outta her bowl an
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6didn't trust hand sanitizer and there was a "No Squirrels" policy at the Hinky Dinky Mart so they couldn't wash there. They wouldn't do my dirty work in other words
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7"And don't act all snooty when they get here, my friends don't like that." continued the dog. I felt defensive at his admonishment, what did he mean
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5But I refuse to hide who I am anymore just be accepted. I like CATS! Just because I was born canine
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6It was then that I noticed that I was holding a new iPhone. I had crossed over! I must have fainted with extacy during my transiton
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4Everything the kid and the mom owned lay about the hospital room in a dozen or so walmart bags. All they had was each other and those crummy goddamn bags. Now he was have to tell