Finished Folds (21—40)
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7LSD. Man O Man what a party that was! Of course there were a few people that couldn't deal with the high, but we stuffed them all into clown suits and had them pose for pictures.
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1off morosely muttering - How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a couple of test-ticles! over and over. I wanted to giggle at his little joke but knew it would be crue
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3one of "those" neighbors. I can't say a cross word to her because Lydia is handicapped (6 toes on her left foot). I'm shunned by the book club ladies just for saying that she
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2cly a Starfish entered walking as though on a Milan runway, tossing her pointy head haughtily. Omg! I said to the blue lobster is she wearing Armani? Where does a Starfish get tha
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6coming up roses, splendor in the grass beneath fireworks, exploding into streamers. People had good clean fun in those days, I can still smell hot dogs on the grill and hear the
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1light. Ahhhh...the color is perfect. Now for the ripeness test. She raised the rhubarb high above her head 1..2..3..she brought it down on the counter with such force that
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7a case of adult diapers. Hmm...what was I forgetting? Oh, right! I'd need something to soak up the beef dripping. I rummaged around under the bed and found some
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2suddenly see Dr. Smiths huge eye peeping at me through a hole in the wall. Robbie notices the eye at the same time and comes careening by, shouting "Danger! Danger Will Robinson!"
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5As civilization dwindled away behind us, standing on deck, I found myself stunned by the glory of the stars. They seemed crowded together, no space between. I wondered why I
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8made me do it. It's a ballsy defense, I know. Especially for a woman. It's what I like to think of as an unexpected, Surprise! sort of defense, right?" If your Honor would
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4uld be her undoing. She would need an Ear, Nose, Throat doctor in a very short time. Her phobic removal of the phonebooks E's would end in disaster. She would be a speechless rave
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4prose. "Move over Rover, c'mon, share your clover. Hey, Rex, let's go get Tex-Mex." At this point Rex actually groaned and bit him. He bit the Mac too
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5for it, almost crashing into Misery. Misery lurched away nearly falling into Rotten Luck. Destiny who happened to be strolling by shook her head sadly and asked is that Fate?
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10"Get your story straight" said Detective Manatee "Is it that Destiny ate the pudding cup or that Fate made YOU eat the pudding cup? But in either case you were faultless, right?"
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3"Hey Mary" sneered the cop, "Your middle name is Jane, right?" "Go ask Alice." she snorted
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6But when he ran outside to play all the conspiracy theory kids all pointed at him and laughed. You are the dumbest kid ever! The foil goes on your head not your butt! No, you
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5in the company of "You knows", "Likes". "Huhs" and "Basiclys". Eeesh! What a foul soup of illiteracy that was! Talk about bad taste! - Take my mother in law - please!
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5I smiled and thought how can I loose? and flipped the next card over"...what the..." The card had "Looser! written on it! A klaxon alarm went off. Attention the is a looser at soli
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3aiting for the perfect moment to pounce and get the dancers into a cozy clench with their cat-lobster claws. The dancers, seeing the start to flee but Turbinao yells "
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5the rhododendron, I'll kiss you and turn you into Prince...no wait that's not right. I'll pee on you and you'll get tarts! No, that isn't it either. Just get away from me yelled