Finished Folds (81—100)

• 5
  ever lovin christ. Just then i heard Rocky Racoon yell out to elanor rigby "i wanna hold your hand while my guitar gently weeps!" She yelled back "Ok why dont we do it in the road?

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  2017-05-19 02:14:48

• 7
  and quick as lightning his left leg whipped out and swept my feet out from under me. I landed hard, my breath knocked out of me. Wassamatter the troll asked, a little short on air?

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  2017-05-19 02:06:50

• 7
  It was a proven fact, predictions were in direct proportion to the galactic ice cream supply. The lower the ice cream supply the gloomier the prediction, Ontyx citizens knew this

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  2017-05-18 13:12:37

• 5
  and felt such overwhelming joy that he sobbed even louder. He looked the zombie corgi over, making a repair plan, a little tape, some thread and Bruno would be good as...well...

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  2017-05-18 13:04:00

• 4
  had been taking karate lessons and his fantasy of kicking the crap out of Lucy the next time she pulled the football away was about to become a reality. Charlie and his gram

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  2017-05-18 12:55:55

• 7
  Why does the universe do this? I opened a fold accidentally (I blamed it on the dog), sorry slimwhitman! It was written in Icelandic, which I dont speak. Of alll the possibilities

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  2017-04-15 22:33:14

• 8
  unfathomable folds (that way no one can ever be sure if you are the idiot or the savant) 3) Chant to the publishing gods - dont forget the incense. 4) Wash your car

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  2017-04-14 18:09:13

• 6
  cold lowering sky my laundry shivers two crows bickering

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  2017-04-08 21:58:24

• 5
  But if you hit the no rhymes wall, think about Bob Dylan, he's sitting' there chilling', strum-a-dum-dumping, then start humming, the rhymes will be there, you won't need

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  2017-04-08 04:46:13

• 6
  I don't want to be a pirate any more - one little boy cried. I'll hang ye from the yardarm ye scury snotting dog! Now row fer fucksakes, ROW! Yelled the captain through the storm.

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  2017-04-08 04:30:03

• 6
  Which planet are you from again? Here the alphabet goes.. A is for addict who's habit is strong, B is for bennies -keep you up all night long, C is for cocaine - the rich mans high

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  2017-04-06 04:56:48

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  sneered at Pinky. "Whadaya doin' here, pipsqueak?" Pinky swallowed and clutched her tail (Brain says never show fear). Nothing

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  2017-04-05 22:24:18

• 5
  Wendy Weagle, who excelled at curling with curled toes, was so excited when she got a phone call - Congratultions Wendy! You've won a curling iron! Imagine her disappointment when

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  2017-04-05 22:13:52

• 5
  The tape word inched along measuring its sentence. Some folks showed up and taped the word worm on him; they were itching to measure his sentience

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  2017-04-05 03:08:19

• 6
  Spot, Queenie drawled, you pee on 8 different things in 2 minutes then look me in the eye and claim that you're non territorial. Admiting that you have a problem is the first step

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  2017-04-05 02:49:55

• 4
  Well, I thought, as long as I'm not remembering who I am and don't know whether this was my house...why not rummage around for porn

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  2017-04-05 02:37:09

• 4
  Contact Mckeester and tell him he wasn't an expert until he attended one of he and Debbie's parties as they were quite ritualistic and exclusive.

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  2017-03-29 02:00:12

• 9
  so I started screaming back in French at the obstensibly German who was probably Russian (but sreaming in Chinese) you cannot put my sailboat into an empty canal! This is insanity!

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  2017-03-27 00:14:51

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  the teams bonding exercise. Sure it took place in a slum, everyone got dysentery but admit it all that pointing and laughing at all the pathetic poor people was a group effort

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  2017-03-27 00:09:57

• 5
  view of the driveway, the driveway that Wienerslave was expecting the Pizza Hut delivery guy to drive up at any second. But Sharona couldn't forget the spark of that kiss so she

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  2017-03-27 00:03:33