Finished Folds (21—40)
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6Who says you can't end a sentence with a preposition, asked the professor. what is a preposition asked the old man. He had been sitting at the same bench for 3 years and still did
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1'Dobrideen' he said. It meant 'hello' in Russian but I didn't speak any Russian. 'Hello?' I said, 'what did you say?' But you answered me' he said. 'You said 'hello' right back. 'w
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4hobbits, ewoks and alien goblins. I tried to reinforce the hut with mycelium from mushrooms and other fungi but it wasnt all that safe although it did trap a few of the hobbits. Th
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3with that carcass around your neck" he said. 'what carcass?' i said. I put my hand on my neck. I felt nothing but there was blood on my hands. I screamed and screamed until he
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2fainter and fainter until it sounded like a puppy whelping. I took the phone and banged it against the wall. And then a strange thing happened. It smiled at me. unbelievable? what
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2Why are you here on this planet? At first I'm stunned. What do you mean why I'm here. I'm here because my parents got married. I don't really know whether they planned to have a ba
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1Sunday is a happy person. She wears fancy clothes and is always smiling. She loves good food, picnics and parties and sometimes goes to church. Monday, on the other hand is sad
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1the matrix and go back into the time machine which had to be repaired. I called the technician who came in walking on his hands. He did a few somersaults and disappeared into the
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3nose which had shifted to one side because of the pulled muscle. But suddenly I felt a sneeze coming on. The doctor came in and started laughing aloud which didn't help at all.
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2'Sharp or blunt' what difference does it make thought the grim-faced doorman. The carriage driver arrived at 3.15. The gentleman exploded with anger ''why did you come so late? he
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3What can you answer if a child asks 'Is Santa Claus real?' You can tell him the truth and destroy his hope and trust. But what if that person is an adult? What would you say then?
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2You say 'He lost his life' as if life is something that you can possess or lose. Like its a pair of binoculars or pajamas. The truth is, you don't have a life. You are life like a
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7A young married woman was burdened with the problems of married life and approached her mother. Her mother took 3 pots of boiling water. In one she inserted a carrot, in another
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4'You can remove toxic conditions from the atmosphere through fire,' said the pundit. 'The process is called Homa and is based on the vedic science of bioenergy.' Here's how you do
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5There's always room for more,' said Harry. 'Room for what,' asked Burt. 'For one more car. This is a car that runs on compressed air. But the air has to be from another world he
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2When i was young I would often deface billboard hoardings by painting nude pictures over the female bodies. They called me the quick change artist. I think they knew who it was but
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3String theory, the scientist said, is an attempt to realize Einstein's dream and not Isaac Newton and the apple that fell on his head causing him to attain Nirvana. Now the apple
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4In 2030 Harry"s daughter was diagnosed with a huge tumour that made her look seven months pregnant. She found herself catapulted back in time to the 1930's. During this journey she
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6Sunday morning I was up with the lark, at least I thought it was but it turned out to be an evil-looking crow that was half black and half white. I felt a sudden chill. I had never
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4'Plastic is not biodegradable' said the robot to the professor Frankenstein. "So we're going to live longer than you. Soon you will be eating plastic food and wearing plastic dres