Finished Folds (41—60)
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0he last slept with Dr Watson or even why. And whenever he saw him he said 'What's up son?' For some reason this made Dr Watson very angry. Sherlock said 'Why this Kolaveri Di?"
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3nostrils with the amniotic fluid which looked like moulding glue and smelt like a stinky durian that someone had smuggled from Thailand. He sniffed the fluid and started
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4someone dressed up in a Spiderman costume. Welcome to the world wide web,' he said. I hesitated for about half an hour while he wove a web around me. Gosh, now I was stuck
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6cups are what I need right now. They will suck all the juice from the nectarines. I wonder if she has strawberries too. Ummm, what a lovely combination - strawberries and nectarine
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4The Mat hatter stared at the little mouse. 'March forth,' he thundered. 'No it isn't,' said Alice 'it's Jan 11th." "Who asked you to butt in?' said the mat hatter belligerently. I
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2I'm dreaming of a White christmas cos I've never seen a white christmas before. It's always been in the movies. someday maybe I'll go to the North pole during Christmas time and th
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1Santa Claus is coming to town, said Herman the Hermit to Alice who was looking at the Looking glass. Alice pretended not to hear so Herman started singing it out loud.
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5my stomach had ballooned up disproportionately and it didin't look like a normal pregnancy at all. And then I noticed that there was something coming out of my rear end too.
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2toilet commodes, and gremlins and ogres smiling hideously. Then he put another sign saying 'Beware the owner too.'
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5dresses like the devil in a red pant-suit and holds a trident in his hand. If he was smaller and cuter he would've looked like Hot Stuff, the cartoon character but sadly he doesnt.
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1What's your favourite F word? There are so many f words, then why does only one come to mind? There's food, fuel, fun, fear, favourite. My favourite f word is 'food.'
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2'If I could bring you back to life, I really would, I really would - Mama.' said Richard looking at the old, sepia-tinged photograph. The blood-stained knife was still in his hand
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3She wrote a silly four line poem. It went like this: 'Animals are fine, Behind the lines, Of another country, But please not near me ....ever.
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1I'm forty five years old,' he said 'and I've never had sex.' I looked at him again. Not because of the statement he had made but because he didn't look 45.
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3When i reach home I realize that I no longer have a home. So I pass the time hanging around in the mall and then head to the soup kitchen when I feel hungry. That's my life dammit
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6'Sit comfortably,' the naked man told her. 'Touch the tip of your thumb with the ring finger and press gently. No don't touch me. And keep the rest of your fingers straight. This w
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5Immunity in those days was just a vague idea. No one was sure what it meant exactly. Would it make you immortal? Could everyone attain Immunity? Sally pondered over this as she st
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2fill the pens wih milk and drink the ink. This was no ordinary ink. It was filled with vitamins and steroids that reacted together causing one to laugh hysterically. Charles took
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3bury the cards under the rose bush. But it started to rain and I could do nothing about it. Soon the bush started growing until it reached the roof of the barn. And lo and behold
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3was to wave a stuffed donkey's leg over a bowl of peppermints and recite some mantras. This automatically turned her would be lovers into catatonic goofy-looking animals who