Finished Folds (61—80)
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6at least not in Esperanto, I was dumbfounded. 'What the heck?' I said. 'Vous etes cochon' . Yikes , he called me a pig in French. 'Just how many languages do you know?' I asked. He
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2Sid was acepted as a law student at Oxford University but he couldn't get accommodation on campus since the rooms were full. He looked up different student websites hoping to find
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1and not the left wing. The left wing comprised of a set of aliens in human form who worked diligently but became boisterous after work hours. This worried Abe greatly and he decide
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1But he does have a middle-aged student named Robert who is also a shaman and goes wild on full moon nights. He is something of a myth himself. Once he approached old Engebretsen
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2Life is beautiful if you're beautiful, but if you're an ugly dwarf like me life can be very tough. so I decided to get tough too. I signed up for a course in martial arts. On the
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4It was the second last day of my life. I knew because the astrologer told me so. I then asked the astrologer if he knew that he would die that very day. when he said 'no' I killed
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5The last time I met her she was wearing a nun's habit. She had this habit of changing costumes and personas constantly. I wondered what she garb she would be in this time.
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3Hey my name is not Satan, it is Meshugga, which sounds more exotic. and hey do you want to make out with me? Can you make out my head from my tail?
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4Aha, that meant seahorse and I always loved seahorses. This one though was too peppery and stringy for my taste so I declined and asked for some other part of the brain instead.
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6instructions that were written on the back of the doll's house but it was illegible. Instead someone had scraw;ed a nasty message warning me not to interfere with the order of the
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4I dipped my spoon into the icecream. I was about to put it into my mouth when I saw the glittering band of gold which was still attached to a finger. I retched violently and every
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6It was a hot sunday afternoon. I woke up from my nap and looked at my clock. I was startled because it seemed to be moving backwards. I looked around the room. Everything else
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6He jumped off the 18th floor but on his way down he was accidentally shot by an old man who was threatening his wife with a shotgun. The old man thought the gun was not loaded but
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4Chinese Whispers but the chinese students said it was Taboo. Some of the other students called them dumb and started playing Dumb Charades. And that's when the trouble started.
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1was located in a dungeon below the castle but we didn't know where the dungeon was. In fact we didn't even know where the castle was. Then it struck me ; I thought of a way of
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3I thought to myself and immediately started putting a topping of toothpaste on the pound cake that was lying in the fridge. Next I took some tabasco sauce, curry powder and poured
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6boot that he had hidden somewhere in the palace but first I had to find out where it was. I didn't have a clue so the only way I could find out was to sleep with him and his
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5He slowly took off his wig and then even more slowly, his false eyelashes. Gosh it hurt so he tried yanking it off and then he started screaming cos his original eyelashes came off
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5He came in, wearing a long robe and the headgear worn by Arabs. At first he didn't see me cos I was crouching behind the settee. He took off his robe and he too wore a chastity be
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4a birth certificate that mentioned the name of the sperm bank - as the father. The sperm bank was in another state but I decided to travel from the west coast to the east just to