Finished Folds (41—60)
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3touchy, touchy taste buds. To this day he is still collecting ingredients to appease the wrath filled God of Cheesecakes... And that's how the Cheesecake Factory came to be.
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0Lincoln, my husband's long lost brother. Abraham Lincoln divorced me a week later. I forgot to go into incognito mode. And now I'm single once again.
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5But this foreigner was unlike any other that had walked through their gates. This one was a thespian. He recited from Hamlet, and the resistance resisted no more. For they had
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2and soon after that, a multitude of hands do the same. A slender zombie man in a futuristic red suit emerges, and spins and shimmys and marches around. Could it be? Was the Hobbit
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4enough, especially with that US Army push pin. He wasn't actually in the Army, he just says he was so he doesn't have to pay for stuff. The doctor finally entered the room and
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2Jefforama was the creator of the Ice Age. Jefforama is what killed the dinosaurs. And if we don't stop eating fast food, I fear Jefforama's fourth coming will be soon. I must
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3for three days. It takes 3 days to complete the ritual of becoming a true werebridezilla. I finally felt free. I completely destroyed my father's condo! Arranged weddings are for
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5vehicle. I never wanted to be an astronaut. I could have stuck to accounting. But here I am taking directions from a sentient pencil in space. I was pretty fed up. I wanted to
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4THERE IZ A CAT!!! THERE IS A BIRD!!!! LOOK!!! GRASS!!! WATCH ME ROLL IN IT!!! OOH A FROG!!!! I'M GONNA YELL AT IT UNTIL IT GOES AWAY!!! I WANNA MAKE A HOLE!!! HEY!! I THINK I
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4time they attempted to assassinate him for realsies. It was always up to Jim to remove the eyes, but Jim could never bring himself to do it. Why was he stalling? Maybe it was
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2a second time. You think you're gonna buy a timeshare, then WHAM you're killing goats for giant green octopi. I wish I could end this absurd cycle mental of pain, but I
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4She wanted to hit him in on the head with a frying pan. His hair would be perfect if it weren't for that dreaded caterwauling cow in the back yard. She knew he was cheating on her
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1Amish beauty pageant without getting pulled over for smoking weed. "The things I do for friendship!" Thought Tabatha as they pulled out of the driveway. This time, she was going to
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0Lee in his search for more "real life superhumans". Apparently, the old coot caught wind of a real life Neanderthal that had been living in the Andes Mountains. This was a perfect
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5inch. It was getting pretty stuffy in there and he has to respect Nicholas Cage's air space. I was sitting there at the movie theatre alone now, and he took my wallet. I had to
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7This dough never stops expanding. It nearly enveloped my house on three seperate occasions. But this time, I was ready. I grabbed the fire extinguisher and ferociously
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1The child went silent. He had been found out. How was he supposed to pass the pacer test now?? The radio goes beep again, he can't remember how to run. If he can't do this how will
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5sitcom families. But here we are. My sister Tabatha had locked the keys in the car and there was no way we were getting home from Applebees without having to call my dad, the dumb
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4As soon as those words came out of her mouth, I smaked her across her old crusty face. "WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR HUSBAND?!?!!" She feebly murmured,
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5would you think otherwise? The Great Pancake House Purging of 1857 destroyed over half the inabitants of Great Britain! Why did you think the Puritans fled?! Trevor, you must now