Finished Folds (81—100)
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4She got quite bored and decided to EXPLORE the INTERNET. She found herself trapped in a pixelated hourglass, never to return from the infinite void.
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2potato farm and burn it to dust. This is what you get for trying to by 50 cents of lemonade at half price. Starve, grandmother. Starve.
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1. However, it is my desk unofficially. If you try to take it from me, I will hire men to stop you." She was onto this stubby imp's plot, and he had to come up with a plan. So he
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3of the next president of Brazil. If the beautiful brazillian cauliflower flower saw it's shadow, Mariah Carey would be the new president. If not, it will be a civil war. It appears
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1Samantha proceeded to place a glow in the dark tampon in the donation jar. These were limited edition tampons and worth more than any measly yacht! The priest got on his horse and
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4I mean, so was everyone else. It's not like I'm the only one. The church choir runs the bath salt business on the side. They practically run the town! Today is my audition so I
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2The purple dinosaur had an agenda. That agenda was cold bloded murder. Principal Barney was eaten alive. Purple Barney became the new principal: spreading love for better or worse.
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1As he pondered this, the experiment drastically malfunctioned and caused a rift in the space time continuum. A giant squirrel was summoned and destroyed New York. No more Knicks.
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6This is the only way I can get sexual with my dates because all the blood rushes down to my skibbies when I get excited and I faint. I'm single but will never mingle again.
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4w toothpaste. I needed my teeth to be as yellow as my condoms were if I wanted to be the most impressive pirate on the block. So I sailed to the block party and
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2She took out 4 buckets of green paint from under her skirt. Bit them open with her razor sharp teeth, and dumped them all over the kitchen table. Her husband was terrified. He knew
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4babies. It smelled specifically like babies choking on grape juice. So the pyromaniacs investigated, and they found the undead Mother Teresa in the infirmary of the church. After,
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6The cashier blankly stared at the man, clearly unaware that he was trying to rob the supermarket. "I said, if you buy 2 oatmeal boxes, you get a free female tarantula!" He ran off.
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5the war!" Nobody knew what war she was talking about. She was always using this "war" as an excuse to get out of speeding tickets. It didn't work this time. Granny was arrested.
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2stop stealing the spotlight for once in her life. Terpsichore knew that Melpomene's singing voice was so horrible that it would awaken the sleeping dragons. She was too late.
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5at the giant tarantula that sometimes escapes from its cage in the classroom. I never understood why we even had it. I hate spiders. 3)
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3And that's because my work involves shoving potted plants into unsuspecting light fixtures! My art has never been more impactful! My work will be in the MoMA for eternity!
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3for puberty like a normal degenerate. But no, he had to overdose on his father's testosterone medication. Now he has a full beard growing from his elbow and he can't even
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1have disgraced the great lizard of Katmandu! Your sentence is death!" The poor girl was swallowed whole by a komodo dragon 3 weeks later.
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1. Christmas knew he had an addiction. The Halloween Heroine became too much of a burden on Christmas's family. So, in one brave final act, he signed himself into the clinic.