Finished Folds (61—80)
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961) A caravan 62) A bathhouse 63) A caravan 64) An ugly turtle 65) A caravan 66) PURPLE STREAMERS 67) A caravan 68) Maybe an Xbox 450? 69) A CARAVAN 70) ARE GETTING THE HINT SANTA?
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2a collection of super-intelligent mollusks. These creatures have played God countless times before, and they were willing to do this feat one last time. In one fell swoop they
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1Okay you little rags in the dirt. Listen up because I won't repeat myself:
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9But none of them could top Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell's eerie performance of "Ain't no Mountain At All." The mute child had always wanted to sing, and this was his final
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0and Puumba. Yes, we have even invited these hethens as to not dissapoint King Simba. Now, before we introduce the host of this chilling program we would like to
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4squishy lil' teets. Katy Perry had turned baby Jesus into a cow with her fireworks. She shouldn't have let her colors burst today. Now the entire world is in great peril. Katy took
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2pure evil at the same time. Clara squinted her eyes angrily. This smuggling operation was going to end today. Clara took out her phone and contacted all of her many
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0Throw the finest tea parties. This was important if they were going to get those tax collectors drunk before the grand rebellion. They decided to have it in Boston, and
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4(So did my gradfather.) (And his father.) (And his father's father.) (In the war against the memes.) Where was I? Goku needed me to distract the burglar for his spirit bomb so I
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6all over the drapes. Those drapes were 30,000 dollars and my mother had recieved them as a gift from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for her Bar Mitzvah. Now I knew I was in deep deep
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3Those fetus flavored french fries that my neighbor Dean loves a tad too much. Were they tripping on those anethetics? Was Dean successful in his evil plot? We'll never know.
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1he is a horrible multitasker. How in the world is God supposed to set the table for Thanksgiving dinner and simultaneously advise the serial killers in his agenda. God sighed and
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3Ronald McDonald descended from the sky in a helicopter weiding 7 machine guns. "Not on my watch bucko!" And that's how McDonalds kept their fatal reputation.
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5muster at the time. Having been mauled by German clams 3 years earlier, he would always shudder at the flashbacks whenever he spoke German. Poor Peter was not really ready for the
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4but boy were they wrong. I walked right up to the receptionist at BBO CO and she threw a wheel of cheese at me. I wonder if it's because she knew of my ailment. So I went to the
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3never going to bring your family honor! How can a gargantuan knight like you even fight?!" "You'd be surprised..." The fat man came in like a wrecking ball and destroyed all foes.
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5His bags were packed, his wallet was in his pocket, the taxi was outside, but something was missing. Something very important was missing. He runs back into the house and
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1He asked Aragog his unbiased opinion. Aragog scolded Hagrid for not sacrificing enough goats. Hagrid
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4was not part of the plan. Our mission was to befriend the aliens and now we have angered them. It was time for plan B. The only way we can save the commonwealth now was by
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1I freakin loved rainbow cupcakes and this was the perfect opportunity to eat them 24/7. I knew that my family would try to stop me, but I could use my brother's homosexuality to