Finished Folds (101—113)
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2icycles with decapitated heads as wheels? Turtles wearing turtlenecks?! The idea of conjuring up the elderly fold was unspeakable. But the damage has been done. Now we can only
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0chills down the spine. You sit there for hours. Suddenly, it comes! A giant phallic chainsaw! However, you did not know how to draw power tools, only phallic symbols. Now, you have
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1Dear God, It's me, Steve Jobs. It has been 14 years since I faked my death and frankly,
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3Care Bears. Absolutely nothing. So you should leave before you are assassinated. You cannot stay he-" And little Raggedy Ann was assassinated on the spot.
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5Cannibalize you friends, birthday parties are for wimps, and don't eat the yellow snow unless there's a lemonade stand nearby. The thing is my dad had eaten the wrong man, so
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3would finally, finally give me a raise. I have been working for her pillow case company for over 13 years, and she needs to do me a solid..." And that's why I'm unemployed.
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2honestly, how much was that piece of cloth worth anyway? The photos are worth a thousand words. This was only the first sign that the pirate's demise was upon us... Then came the
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3negating all possibility of redemption for the poor souls who attempt such a task. And now my life hangs in the balance. I have been caught in the fold. I can barely even
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4about twenty-seven orphans at the hot dog stand. The nuns told me to do it. I tried but the voices won't stop." Lloyd knew Catholic School was a dreadful idea. Immediately he
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2especially because he is a retired clown. You'll never forget how he terrified your little sister into hiding. Speaking of which, where IS your little sister?
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2To all of the past ancestors who had ever quested for the meaning of life. She gazed at these spirits, and she realized... The meaning she was looking for was within herself.
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4A rather foul smelling beggar shoved him into the middle of the road. At first, he didn't recognize the assailant. But after a long stare and a cold silence, the memory came back:
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5Silently eating brunch. With heavy hearts and tourmented minds. The war has definitely mistreated them. The Captain slowly rises and prepares to speak: