How many times does it take for you to understand?

How many times does it take for you to understand?

About 3. Maybe more if it's, you know, really hard or something.

I rapped my knuckles against his head. Yup. Just what I thought. Hard as granite. I chuckled. I took him for granite, I guess. My boyfriend sat there stone-faced. He never understo

od how fractured our relationship had become. I had an old prospector appraise him. The 49er said, "Dear,your pet Boyfriend Rocky's hollow, a diamond in the rough. This here chisel

is a real gem and might just help to smooth things out between y'all. That there boyfriend of yours is a real chip off the old block. You dig what I'm saying?" said the prospector.

She tugged at her beard, which grew by the second. "I reckon'," she answered, though her mind was elsewhere -- specifically in a tiny clay pot by a straw hut on the remote island

where the US detonated some A-bombs. She was thinking about how she'd eaten a lot of sea snail from the beach. Perhaps that's why she a a giant muscular green neck.

Or maybe Hulkian anger got stuck in her throat. She thought to ask a scientist; dozens were strewn about the beach with radiation burns. "My neck is huge. Is escargot safe? Hello?"

But the scientist was caught up in his own problems: would the radiation make his penis larger or smaller? And, will the New York Knicks move their franchise to North Korea?