Finished Folds (201—220)
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5set to jazz music. They are a proud people but adulterous so no matter our story it came back at us tainted with time. Just like this one.
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5Then to confuse matters further we are definitely in the past when the much younger him jumps off a slow moving chuck wagon with an extra pair of boots draped aroard his neck.
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5for dams sake. We got connected to some girl in Tennessee who wanted her dimes back. Apparently it was a matter of pride. We tired of warning her about the Seven but she was head
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6Not that I am saying it is fun. I just want to make clear that had I thought about it fun would not be what I would have expected. That I can entertain the notion tells it all.
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1selfies. My boss sure as hell did not like it when I showed up at the office the next day sporting my new look. He said that unless Howard the Duck was going to start listing with
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2puddle of piss get beneath me?
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3But don't let her talk you into hiring her instead of me because I know how much pressure your tires take and it isn't what it says on the tire.
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7Professor Loomis via Twitter suggests that the leg raise should not be the takeaway. What do the legs frame in the shot? Also something about mitigation.
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2without leg. There it was that one day when it could have mattered and I had forgotten to store away just one ready answer. As it was, I almost pulled it off when the perp asked me
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3are you going to let us in or what? "Wait, wut? You were up on stage and suddenly you are here at my door, on my lawn with all your -- hey is that henchman pissing on my gardenias?
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3fickle mercy of the basketball court. "Look", I shouted, "I do not know anything about basketball. I freely admit it." "What is this", asked the Judge. "A ball". "Seems you know
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2He left with her as well. This has been documented. He, however, did not reach the outside with her. He was deemed "far out" on the scene by a high Hippie calling an audible. Play
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3The premise of my new poem 'After the Next Word: Nothing' is a complete lie and we all know it but you're going to buy it anyway. I really need the money. Boats are not free.
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4Details at this point became murky. Subject I, reports that he saw only smoke and shadow. This has been corroborated by Subjects C & E. However, after the next word: Nothing
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3every night and cried herself to sleep. Why couldn't a calamari ever be an action movie star? Through her tears she could already see the movie posters, her name the biggest.
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5human and stupid which made it easy for the giant. They always walked up to him with their little microphones which the giant hated because the mikes got caught in his gums. Dental
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0There was no way in hell that they were going to afford to shoot it again. The elephants had already skied through the legs of Lady Liberty and she was due back on Ellis Island.
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3Revolution was in the offering plate. The 5 Micahs went around not so secretly singing the promises of revolution. Free love, property in common, free work. OH MAN, SIGN ME UP!!
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3But one that was eventually solved by some Peter Green era Fleetwood Mac. Especially the Then Play On album. Bubba felt that Green was extremely underappreciated and Sparky just
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2Not just any cuke though, but The Cucumber. Det. Manatee had seen The Cucumber standing behind Diamond Dave. "I didn't know you were out of the crisper Cucumber, must've lost it's