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but nowhere. Unbeknownst to him, the concrete box buried in the desert was the best possible place to be, surrounded as it was by a time bubble that protected him. He craved -
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of corgis. Unknown to most Londoners, corgis are actually a magical manifestation of ye old mystical dragons. On the queen's command, they transformed to face the flesh-eating
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When Wendy falls asleep at 5am, I wake up. She talks in her sleep and we get to talk about sports. The she wakes at 7am and we make passionate love. I suspect she is having an
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Running the alpha version of AI software was really a bad idea when you are on a first date with someone from the Mennonite community. Luckily, she
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I tracked and whacked the cat that was responsible for it all. I was ack'ed by management but later sacked, apparently I lack tact. Jacked, I
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planted rows and rows of pepperoni, meat lovers and plain cheese ("for the kids", he thought). His friends laughed at him. "Who will help me harvest the pizza?" "Not I," said the
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"I...don't...know." slowly said the CEO of KFC."That seems a bit edgy for an ad for chicken, even for us. I like your spirit though, come back next week with something...tamer."
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"Yes, the hosts do chum the waters" said the presenter on Great Vampire Vacations . "It gives them a bit of a fish taste, but who among us doesn't wish they could have
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bee spit. Poo though, started really staring at my hair. "Look, I know it's good for your hair and all, but are you going to eat that?" They had left, I had to make a decision
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Splitting my consciousness into so many different views was difficult, but Black Friday was too good to miss. Omniscience was truly a gift, but was also a burden when combined with
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do clowns, he thought and put serious distance between him and the McDonalds. He couldn't know that his Audi had reported the close call to headquarters and Darius would soon find
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And smelled. Especially in the Mississippi summer. The pants didn't breathe and the sweat was profuse. But the Plastic Pants Task Force worked hard. Their first case for justice
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entire net worth of Dweezle Zappo, but certainly less than Zappos shoes once they got bought by Amazon. But we've gotten off topic, haven't we? Right, so Jelly had a thing
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But then I realized that everything he said was just in my head. Death doesn't have a voice in the traditional, we can record it and make a mint, way. No, his voice was a resonant
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But the brother didn't look out and took it right in the 'nads. Since it was a tomahawk that got him, this now becomes the tale of Twisted Sister. That's right, the band name is
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The nudity didn't bother her (although the "dressed on top, nude on the bottom fetish was never her thing) but the green stripe Al had painted onto the sides of his legs
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Finally, I had won the internet. Years of research, countless sleepless nights hunched over a glowing screen had paid off. It only took
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It couldn't stay. First, it was the belly fat. It started poking out like the monster from aliens during stage shows. Then, it started forcing Louie to tell it's jokes, but those
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stinking townspeople, I tried desperately to remember my 18th century French lessons. But that class was also around the time I discovered
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ian's desk. C. In a deep, deep self-dug hole. I had to admit, the first two were exciting, but the third gave me pause. Yes, she looked like a mole-rat as did I, but her canines