Finished Folds (201—220)
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2Marvin rode in, dragging entrails and sporting 13 arrows inserted in various places on his shanks. "I'm ready to race" he said. "I might need a shower though." Well, he was my only
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2Through the fuzz of his just awokenness, he looked to the bed next to him. Shocked, he asked - through the pile of pills the orderly was shoving in his mouth - "Is that really
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3Sadly for him, but lucky for his victims, the Cosmo had a strict dress code and a "no creeps" policy (inconsistently enforced). Grumbling, he went back to his garden to contemplate
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6the "turbo" button, but this was an old truck and the wiring was...creative. Out blared that sound that is the pied piper of children everywhere. I hit the gas as
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1into the water dish. I had never learned to swim. My wings were wet and covered in the saliva that was floating in the drink. I panicked as I started to sink, luckily
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6returned to my homework. The tutorbot™ was being especially cruel today. I'm not sure what was wrong with "Peter Pecker piped plankton" but it thought is lacked a certain
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4Oh yes! He had found it! Years of torment by his "friends" at the academy, scorn by the journal community and he was just a few feet from it. It was beautiful. He reached down
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8It was all a lie. He was not truly the Font of Knowledge. He was just really quick with The Google. He was only a vessel. But he was on "The Map". Famous for his knowledge of
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1Later...well, it might as well be a bathroom, except that it lacked a toilet, shower or sink. But it was about the same size. Now their love could blossom unhindered by
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1for Kennedy to drive by. He was a time cop. The Kennedy-Clinton clan may have stopped Oswald, but he was here to make sure history stood. The grass itched his elbows. There!
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1were of the especially delicious variety and were bound for the Prince's wedding feast. The bulbous root was an especially auspicious sign. We couldn't admit what we did, so we
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3The Octopus turned back to Buffet and said "why do we have to do these negotiations in Cosplay?" And why do you get the Gecko and I have to have 8 legs? Let's doff these and
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1ordered the Master at Arms to take the jester and give him some "enhanced interrogation techniques." Stupid "artistes" and their "correct" interpretations of history. No, he was
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3Hubbard needed a good laugh. She lit the Menorah every day of the year. Hanukkah be damned. It was always so dark here in the northern territories. She would sit and pray for
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2"You just never knew what kind of wacky things would happen on the back lot. The rumors of Steve Gutenburg's antics with that robot were legend." This way please, we're going to
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1weak and drained of sanity. When you suck that much blow off the back of toilets, it does something to your head. Still, they had to watch him - if CS got too close to winning
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4It was an unlit and tempestuous period between sunset and sunrise, when ey sauntered inside. I was imbibing solitarily and quite ebrious. I gazed into eir optic opening and beheld
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5Don't panic! It could be worse...actually, not really. We're all going to die. Probably in horrible pain. But we're plucky, we're British and we have something they don't. We have
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3Swallowed my boat, he did. There I was, in the belly of the beast. Not sure what to do, I reflected on how I got here. Speedos, women construction workers and Somali pirates. Still
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5They were the hyper-rich. Shadowy figures with their show unicorns and moon rituals. Tonight they danced at the private estate of 'L. His Atlantic island custom built with