Finished Folds (181—200)
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2he made love to the entire town. When he boasted of this later, he left out the part about the town being deserted except one odd lady who had served him some strange
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3he went through 15 cases of egg trying to get just the right shade of green for the green eggs and ham gag. Then he realized he wasn't even in that bit. It was that "Sam I am" guy
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6a week after that got divorced. The double heads just were too much, although they did make the sex "interesting". But she was on her way up and did not want to be shackled with
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3and went on a beer pong rampage. He invented beer pong checking and knocked Putin into Lenin's tomb. The granite rumbled and crumbled onto the embalmed corpse. Who knew it was made
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2So continue I did. Threat after threat after threat. But the clerk, shamefully hidden behind the bullet-proof glass just started at me. I decided it would be better if we just went
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9going to be pickier about which game to TRON ourselves into next time. I really don't know if death by angry chainsaw means final death or just a reboot and I don't want to find
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7talking to her miniature dolls. Aunt Arlene loved those things but the image just seared my eyes. I would remember it when I awoke. Terrified, I fled the dream room, only to
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3I passed out. I woke, sputtering. The auto-sprinklers had started and I was soaked. I looked around for my tormenter, rose, wished I wasn't wearing a sheer white dress and
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5sausage?" He didn't have an answer for that. It was sweet, full of blood -- delicious. But that was no excuse. He needed to get away before his roommate turned. He dropped the fork
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2gold lamey dress and heels. Under the blacklight his fluorescent kit was the hit of the club. What he didn't tell his sister is that he was part of the Oceania elite, watching
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1ting the server closet. This "Doctor" was sold as the best in the business, but watching him thrust his long stick back and forth, beating the hairy vermin, struck me
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4pocket of my pants and sauntered out the door of the limo. Flashes popped all around; the red carpet before me. I should be enjoying this, but my criminal mind couldn't stop
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3ded haze of my delusion, I could see the president's plane flying overhead. I grabbed the handles and started shooting. I heard "boom, boom" but no one else did, it was sad,
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1on the TV. Every day he bought the cheapest ad time available, often during the Oprah knockoffs. "Come down to Ed's for your lumber, jibsaws and razor wire. We've even got
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4He did not realize that his guru outfit had ripped right down the back as he got out of the "Peace Limo" His fetish for Toy Story underoos was on display to the whole club.
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6long time. He really was coming again, not as savior of the world, but as Jason Forsyth of Bennetville, a mild-mannered fish farmer. That didn't have the zing that Peter wanted
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3hairier eyebrows. But I still had the sack. It was full of rocks. I swung it like a shotput and connected with the back of his head. It exploded like a melon. Liz gasped and
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6ed at the gathered hordes. Whomever had spiked this year's Easter candy with Influenza Z ("The zombie flu") was going to die. He was going to go fishing today, but now,
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6way down. I needed a new scheme. What could I do with a mini motor home? I needed more space for that "herb" business I briefly considered. Maybe cult leader? That could be
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2into our treehouse. This is for the cool, white, Christian, brotherhood of non-poopy heads." With that, he shoved him off the 4 foot square platform to the waiting ground below.