Finished Folds (321—340)
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4shouted to Donny. Donny wasn't so sure the Hamburger did it. It could be a copy cat killing. Donny couldn't prove it by himself though. He needed to enlist the help of
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0and large ruffles have never been in style in army dress uniforms. But he had a special 'in' with the salvation army (glossy photos - oh sooo good) and planned to
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5No, in a photon lazier the energized beam of light is de-engergized by focusing through a specially blown, used, bong. The resulting light is said to be characteristic of
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488. Danny Boy (real name) was second in command but got caught by the spacefeds and was doing hard time. Now I was planet hopping, looking for
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1"Oh have I waited for this day! I have waited for you my love, drag queen or no." With that, she donned Dairy's tiara, downed the martini
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3The ball spoke to me in hushed tones as to not wake the bat. "Kill yourself. You know it's really your fault. You don't want to get caught, do you?" I threw that damn ball far away
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3about zombies. Did NBC really run that far into the ground? The zombies have killed most of the planet and they are showing them on TV? We deserve to die. Even CBS has a show about
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4She stood there dripping wet. Oh how he loved that look. All three breasts heaved against the thin white shirt. Wait, 3 breasts? Have I died
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2But he would show them. The Cheese Ray was done. He was going to be the Top Cheese. 1 million dollars be damned. Tonight. it. ends.
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2at the Roasted Duck - the gyrating guys in bloomers and girls high on fetid pâté - and wished again that she had stayed in Paris. But, back to spinning thread now. He will be home.
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4should be in the magazines. But no, they have to add the tiny ladies with thier
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2But it was dark here. Kilowatt must have dimmed the lights so I could get away. I remembered something about turning left down the hall. There was that scraping sound
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3He could kill with his pinky finger in one second, and he loved it, but was it really what he wanted to do with the rest of his life? He was, after all, only 14
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3run naked through the field with her and that deranged dog of her. Sadly, I was 123 years old, the time when we must give up our allotted slot in the machine and
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4The self-referential haikus about Mandelbrot sets notwithstanding, Ike's ego was insufferable. His mother often told him
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3, moved into position and turned on the gerbils. They pushed and pushed, but there must have been too much weight, even with the missing limbs. "We need a new plan"
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2it popped back out! "What the hell?" he thought as the tail and the foot started to scoot away. I always hate coming to New Jersey, it's so full of
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6Stepping from the deep pit she yells "I think I found an ancient salt mine!" Damn, he thought, there goes our plan to raze Romania for the cross-europe nuclear pipeline. "Shut up!"
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3called the tailor. I need 15 size 8 and 28 size 6. "But madam" he said, trembling, "those sizes fit no american any longer." Jesus, he's a whiner she thought. "Ok, just do this
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1I've done the escort thing and been burned though. 'Escort' the man's hands somewhere else, thank you. No, we need a real job, something that involves my