Finished Folds (221—240)
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3We floated through the clouds in the balloon. The Fuschia Fields were as beautiful as the guidebook said. The octopus was prattling on about the dry wind. I yelled over the wind,
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3the repugnant final clue. He wanted us to know he had been here. The hidden speakers with the giggle track was really overkill. The Joker he was not. Chuckles did not have style.
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3grape jelly like it was ambrosia. I was worried that the man in the booth was going to notice me on his waffle, but he was shoveling bacon into his mouth. I needed to find a way to
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2only lay and wait. Luckily the relaxant and the bed combined to lull me to sleep. I dreamt of salty snacks and children playing with massive fondant tubes. Willy Wonka again?
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4You don't know me. I'm the one that puts that "Fruit of the Loom" sticker on those tidy whities you are sitting there in. Working at the computer in your underwear? I should
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0we are Immortal but recent events contradict lore. All of my friends are dying, on average around 65 years of age. The Tome says to drink your blood but I'm doubting. Maybe
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2Exceeding the velocity of light is trivial. It is much like flying. You must first forget that it's not possible and be willing to be experience non-light. It's much more difficult
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3In all actuality, cars could fart bullets, but those art cars got banned on the playa for injuring hapless naked burners trying to catch the public transportation. But he couldn't
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3kept focusing in on Lupe's breasts. He couldn't help the lust he felt. 40 years as a monk was really getting to him. He considered leaving, but camera work fulfilled god's plan for
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2"Does anyone have a diuretic?" someone yelled. I did but couldn't reach my pocket over my newly distended stomach. The waterlogged body wasn't really the worst part, it was
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1to see a small, hot pink, panda bear in one of the trees. Either someone spiked his drink or Disney Beach Vacations had outdone themselves in the bear husbandry dept. It smiled at
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3and calculated the exact wind speed and direction for shooting the 'coon that happened to wander into my trailer. I may be freakishly smart, but I sometimes forget
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5but Green Goblin was hot. We inhaled some of his "astral dust" and the room distorted. He took my hand and we lit up the dance floor. The next morning
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0By then, her petticoat was covered in nasal mucous and she felt - *dirty*. It was dark now and New Jackson was no place to be at night. The two moons were full, meaning
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2That, when combined with Maxine's super sized bottle of Aqua-net, should do nicely. Starting the spray, I flipped the lighter. Whoosh! "I call it Zombie Snowman soup!" I yelled.
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3They swam toward me, thousands of tiny teeth bared in what can only be described as a smile of impending pain. I needed out of this lake. The shore was still filled with them so
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1noon, intending to level up once again in "World of Strange, Sexually Charged, Swordcraft." Once again he questioned this use (waste?) of his time but before him reared
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2The queen had such sick wants and desires. She'd eat anytyhing, as long as it was "exotic" so he was going to
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2but it was strange to have two hands on one hand, even if it was the Hand of Hercules. It made dating hard, especially since it had a bit of a mind of it's own. One time she
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0giggles all around. All of the hipsters had a group realization that art shows were really a pathetic waste of time. They dropped their Pabst's in unison and headed to