Finished Folds (21—40)
-
4But the drummer wanted a long solo in the middle of the song and the lead singer couldn't handle it. He walked off with a huff. So ended the possibility of the IntestiHarp
-
3"Sinaloa punch" which was cheap tequila mixed with cocaine and cool-aid. The Pictionary quickly turned strange with the Yakuza's pictures especially
-
5ow and a couple of savage children (and possibly a few unmarked graves). The pumpkin is considered a fixer upper. It apparently was once grand but it's past it's time."
-
2Then it came to me. I also needed an Electric Tongue! I would keep the Nose company and would help me in my quest for the perfect sandwich. Sadly, development of the tongue
-
7This is the story of the 4th little pig. Subject of little reporting as he was estranged from the porcine brotherhood during the "lobo war." He had built his house out of
-
5was bored by the "John" that had paid for the time so she gestured me through the window. Maybe she was looking to "spice things up?" But I was dripping wet and in no mood for
-
4He snapped his fingers 3 times and Riki Lake started dry-humping his leg saying "es-Yay aster-May!" Something had gone terribly wrong in the session. Worried, he looked to the
-
4"Poop!" Yelled the Vicar as he looked at the little prince's bum. In the square below, groans and cheers were heard as money changed hands. The royal bookies had 20 to 1 odds on
-
0tomato turbine. Thwarted, they turned to the third Tom, twisted their thumb twenty times. Undaunted,
-
2"My plan for a fancy cocktail party for dätist pensioners is dead" I thought. What I didn't know
-
5saw in my dream! But she was just blots of black and color. Somehow I just knew it was her!" Dan was disturbed by this. That was his wife the prisoner was talking about. He thought
-
7and the Blimpettes. But Daisy had a backup plan. She was filled with the relatively new discovery Helium while her enemies were filled with Hydrogen. She knew that if she
-
2"I walk on the shore of deeply polluted lakes. When I don't jump in, I feel better about myself, my life, and the world." The girl was impressed, but still depressed. I decided
-
4blow cerra!" she bellowed. The psychedelic clown turned into an identical custard pie as has been thrown at her. "Gurgle" it said. She was pleased with this bit of majic, but
-
3On top of that, the manager of the video game store was the crazy hot star of the football team [hey, it could happen] and she wanted to be the Daphne to his Dirk, the beaver to
-
4Sadly, our Ponzi scheme using horse manure painted gold had crashed in a giant flaming pile when Fred threw his lit cigarette on it. So, Monet's and Van Goh's were out and
-
10up some weenies?" I winked at the mayor but he had been taken in by the governor's dazzling charm. "I want to be Engineer Lotus Scrotum!" he said. At that point, I realized we were
-
3a Genie. "Hey boys!" he said in a voice that did sound oddly like Robin Williams. "Do all of you sound like Robin Williams?" I asked. "Of course not, honey!", said the purple cloud
-
2And it truly was the first concert. In as much as "The band hasn't practiced since we broke up 15 years ago" first concert. It was horrible. Nick's dabbles in the dark arts left
-
3figure out which end was up. Unchained Melody stopped playing in the distance. The hazy filter faded to the harsh reality of daylight. Damn! She had almost pulled off the seduction