Finished Folds (261—280)
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2The extra pews were often needed because the rumors were bringing in new disciples. The rumors about their reduced femur length leading to some freakishly long
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4poop. The large, theoretically last, meal had really filled his colon. The guards sure were watching him like a hawk. Not really a problem for him. His mastery of
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2had been toking hard while watching the show and now the alligators were getting the munchies. Their furry friend looked an awful lot like a baked ham in their bloodshot eyes.
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3when my left hand grazed her bare leg. Man that skirt was short. It's a good thing there was a tablecloth because you don't want certain things to be seen. I quickly
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1blasting furnace, the door blew off. Someone had replaced the meringue with white blasting power! The force of the explosion instantly cooked everything. The pig
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2Instead, small children should try suspension of disbelief play. He decided to play along as the swings came out
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3mountain lodge. Patrick looked on to the barf and was glad his quest was over. He opened the '40 and started drinking. He was behind.
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3down the Spade." Mannequin head wasn't going anywhere without his body or the Mint and Wisteria Creme de Cuerpo. The Two of Diamonds was ready with the
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4a haystack. That's where the needle was. And that's what the tax guys were talking about. I could write off the haystack on my taxes. Thank goodness we invested in
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2"The fly adds protein. It's the only protein we have in these parts. I cannot even get Ill'lshpit - the food I need to keep my coat the most radiant blue it can be."
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1Pennsylvania Avenue, location of the amazing Pencil Station. She and her horse could find transport to a new place, a new town, a new adventure. Her beer was flat, she needed
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1The book shook in his hand. He didn't realize that "Og" was the "begin" word for the apocalypse. Darkness poured out of the page, covering the entire romance section (no loss) and
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7THIS! With that, I pulled out the rubber chicken and aimed it at him. The rubber chicken...wait, wait! When did a rubber chicken enter the script? Cut! Someone get me
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3Justin Bieber was just too powerful though. 30 years of pop success allowed him to buy the entire British Isles. Seemed like it was going to be jello forever.
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0. Of course, it could be that Bill Cosby was just a crackhead. Crackhead Bill Cosby (or replicant Bill Cosby) pulled a gun out of a pouch in his stomach (maybe he was a replicant)
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2sprat. Why he was in the crack house no one knew. Maybe he got sick of eating no fat and wanted more. Jack was annoyed, having been stolen. "I don't want to sit in this chair!"
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4knot? She really should have kept the reusable underwear and just washed them while she read the paper. "We have become such a disposable culture." She thought, looking around for
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4erneath it all, the Troll just laughed. He had tainted the water with his seed. Those 'other' babies were his. Sleeper agents for another age. For now, he waited under his bridge
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4it was, like so many times, just pure Joy. Joy on top, Joy on bottom, Joy hanging from the chandelier in the kitchen. Joy was spread around like so much honey on
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5Siberian Disneyland. She didn't plan to be swept up in history. When the communists fell and the Tsar came back to power