Finished Folds (281—300)
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1and her companions. The wizard was straining to keep the shield up and the hero was buckling. The necromancer, though, was in his place. Hell was not what she imagined when
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2now, in a cage, possibly "encouraged" to mate in front of the Apes. They appeared to even have some form of TV. The time machine had obviously malfunctioned and sent him
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3ran. She planned to have kids some day and wanted to do it naturally, with a man (or two - she was…adventurous). She didn't have an issue with people having their kids
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1at the top of 18 flights of stairs. Why the Old Lady had put us at the top of the shoe, we didn't know. We did get to skip the whipping tonight and in our broth was
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3Correcting the grammar of a mob boss was not a way to ingratiate yourself into "The Family." Where I came from, the Triad and Parallelegra mobs could be counted on to
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1molasses only slowed the creature's tentacles enough for us to get coated in the stuff. The fire marched slowly down the fuse. The captain, still taking a bath, yelled
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2Why I had donkey fat on my fingers, well, that's a story for another time. Biting my nails had become such a habit. Docs said is was PTSD. The incident that broke me started with
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2envious of him and his perfect little family. My wife had left me years ago for a circus clown and my only daughter just called to ask for money. I would have given her some but
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4I left. I didn't realize I had volunteered for a telemarketing show. QVC was not going to shave my balls on national television. I only allow certain people to do that. People like
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1The door of JackobFunke's soul. He realized how long he had been without the touch of God. His treasonous lovemaking with his wife kept him from the rapt
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2Hit her like a bowling ball iin a nightgown. With a shaking hand she lit the torch with her cigarette. Thank god she hadn't given up smoking. The blood bubbled up from
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2he just fell over dead. On second thought, I shouldn't be surprised. Albert had been living on borrowed time since the last infusion of gathered souls. Now it came to me to do
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6look up the reason for my family's freakishly small feet. Could be the binding I wore as a child. All to be a prize ballerina. Unfortunately, the Russians did not take kindly to
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1That kind of doublespeak is what they learn on the streets of Chicago. That and the proper way to slice a
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3like lemmings over the mountain. Oddly, they all survived the fall. The deep crevasse was just body painting on a bunch of swimsuit models. The midgets were grateful for the
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2Rahm was gone now. The place seemed oddly quiet in a "we're just waiting for the end" way. Staff huddled in a corner, awaiting the coming
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2he was still in the bathroom. I would worry but I knew from experience that he enjoyed his bowel movements. There was that scream earlier, I assumed it was just passing pleasure
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2Thai is really good. Those juicy bits of meat in the broth just melted in
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4Wrinkles were the bane of the mortician's so he was glad they did not have any. In fact, they were achingly beautiful dead. He kept telling himself he would stop, but
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3"I really wish I knew what the hell macrame was." Head high, I traipsed through the wilderness to grandmother's house. There, in the woods ahead of me, was a cat with just a bit of