Finished Folds (301—320)
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5the Earth below my feet. The mushrooms clouds billowing up the ground were beautiful. Now I am one of the last of my race. We are all men. I need more Vodka before it's all gone.
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4using that weird crystal, natural stuff. He often felt his aura cleaned at the same time. His psychoastrologist said the same. "Whatever you've done has had a great effect on your
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2to Odysseus' boat. What a wonderful ride she is in for I thought to myself as the gaping maw was closing over
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4Counting it up, it appeared he owed about $1.50 to the cuss jar. I waited for him to calm down and ripped out that last gold tooth as downpayment. Gold was such a
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2I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to throw out Plato's theory of eidos. "What can you touch with your hand? Is it real? Can you clap with only one hand?" He guffawed and
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3the vial of mercury in the secret pouch in the back of his mouth. If that broke, it would mix with the celery and create
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2"Come", said Willy Wonka (the creepy, Johnny Depp version), "we have such wonderful, creamy things to show you." The Oompa Loompa's were involved what appeared to be
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1he would be a different person. Probably an asshole. So she turned her attention back to her Barbies. Ken and Barbie were about to
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2avoided that all semester, but this night, it was tempting but for the sausage fest it was. Maybe with a bit more beer or body shots. Instead,
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3the booty. Pirate booty always sends me off. My pirate shirt and eye patch don't get me girls. It works for Johnny Depp, why not me? Ah well, back to World of Seacraft.
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3combined him with a peacenik from the 60's and produced an investment banker. Seeing this evil, I stopped the ride and got off. Next time, we agree on ground rules first.
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1Penderson, the world plane pulling champion. But he couldn't help but be drawn into the siren song of that laughter, feeling his groin harden with the anticipation of
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2along the sludge filled canal. "What an odd virtual reality game this is" he remarked to himself. I would have added a gay green meadow and
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1was tossing in a bit of saffron, the most expensive spice in the world. But it couldn't take the sour taste of failure from his masterpiece. The night closed around him
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3living skeleton of the pirate Fuchsia Beard. Yes, he had the requisite hook but took way too much time painting the damn point. The bird landed anew in
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3flawed. I was going to have to rethink. Those globes needed a polish. The new Harry Baals convention center deserved better. Next time we should use globes made of
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1a bowel that could produce enough force to ignite the Cotton Bowl. Sadly, he had not eaten properly and fell to the ground like
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0he'd been lifting heaving women off of Justin Beiber all day. Oh the nauseating smell of young horniness. The painkillers were starting to kick in. The comforting sight of
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1Next, well, it was kinda boring. I popped out the other end of the tunnel into a bingo game. They were surprised to see me naked in an apron with butter in my hand. "B - Oh!" she
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3stuffed the weasels down his pants leg. "I shoulda worn bigger pants." he thought to himself. "I wonder why these weasels are worth so much to