Finished Folds (121—140)
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6for three days, but everyone knew you couldn't keep him down. He stood outside the temple to disposable furniture and preached sustainability. The Swedes saw their error and
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3Not that Steve Seagull needed to study. He knew haw to wreck trains and, well, Cheez-its were too good to give away. No, he ate them all and sauntered onto the set with a train in
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2the secret entrance to the 'underwire caves.' "The Pathsatan doesn't know about these caves" said my boss. I threw him my chef's hat and ran for it. Oddly, the caves
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1liberty! Sadly the red thong slipped from my hands as I dashed down the stairs. Carrying a cow was hard work! Luckily the prince saw the thong and began to search the kingdom
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4o the Outside Areas. Those outlaw planets that many had visited but few had returned. Those that did told of horrible Evils. Darcy planned exorcisms with a combination of
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3He was the main character on 'Mornings with Smoochy', a show that lasted at least 20 episodes too long (of 21 episodes) on local WKKK TV. Smoochy's catch phrase,
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2would. But Slim Jims are difficult to choke down for an avowed vegan. The slurry of animal byproducts in stick form taunted him. But he needed the 'spice' to fill the void left by
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5As he listened to the group discuss how to get around their upcoming drug test, he internally smiled. He was the mastermind behind "National Drug Test day" on 4/21. Sipping
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5ran away. "Hey, why are you running? I thought we were supposed to be pantless?!" Then I realized they were looking behind me. As if in a movie, my head creaked around to see
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7bomb in front of you. I gotta get this one set up properly and soon. Ok, the manual says the blue wire connected to the chicken. Chicken! Damn foreign bombs and translations. Now
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4left and right in response to the overwhelming corporate/legal BS. No one knew that Lecter was a living legal search engine. His internal engine found the answer. "Killing spree
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3sounded like "blah blah blah". The water had already turned the towel translucent. They could see everything. This was not what she had signed up for. The script had said cotton
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7What Riley didn't notice in his haste is the scanner had sprouted legs as well and was following him as he was following the suitcase. The suitcase chose that moment to
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2He blinked as he read the newsletter. His story was featured this month. No warning, just dropped in the mail. He was beginning the victory lap tweet, but a knock on the door
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4in the middle of the wheat field but the "profit plants" were growing there, well away from the pigs. Where did you nest where golden eggs were the result? Not near
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4that pot could have multiple meanings, but the sleeper drugs added by Dunkin Donuts made him
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1wondered if they were the last humans in the universe. The assault had been swift and lethal, yet those watching gasped at the beauty (just before gasping their last breath). Zkik
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4his feet were bound together with banana leaves. Why Andy's mother did this and taunted him with it put her in "worst mother" category. Still, they were neighbors, so he invited
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5Wandering the back streets of the information superhighway, Jackson realized that the internet was the real life incarnation of Stephen King's masterpiece, "The Tommyknockers"
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1in a band of Vagabonds, performing shows for small townspeople using all manner of eggs and ham. Omelette did not realize Hamlet was having fun at his expense until