Finished Folds (141—160)
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4I rubbed my sleeve over my goggles, as I was taught, and got ready to pull the switch. Unfortunately, the next bump caused me to yank on the thing, 4 increments early. Down went
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2skin. We giggled for a while, then broke into beals of laughter. We couldn't help it. With the world coming to an end around us, and us trying to save a few people, it seemed
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6the time, we just danced naked around a fire, but occasionally we would attempt a cross-club dance with the Witches from Eastwick. This rarely turned out well. One of us ended up a
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2"So? Well, that's disgusting, that's what!" The three hour tour and resulting years on the island were designed to be fun and frolicking, not deal with death and dysentery." The
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2"The middle is the best place to see it coming." Honestly, I wasn't sure why I was standing there. I couldn't remember where I was or why there was an apparition next to
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4was not amused. That was her gig, bringing the insane to Jesus Christ. She kept using the stinky eye on him. She tried to suppress her gypsy roots, but they just came out when
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4a light that was so bright, so amazing that he forgot the lid. As it CLANGED to the ground, he was again exposed. But he didn't care. He was torn between bliss and bliss.
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2late patina to wild gold leotards. Who knew that under this big top, the fate of the world hung like elephants on a highwire. Loki was waiting patiently for the next act -
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3"She would like the eggs, but no coffee, she can't hold her caffeine." Chuckling to himself, knowing the waitress to be the perp, he was just biding his time. His mind had snapped
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3store the Tummy Winder and the "Real gold" watches filled to brimming. But they couldn't stop themselves. Every purchase got him a quicky and when the item arrived, well,
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5and beat me about the head, all while hopping about on his good foot. I didn't know the peg leg was removable, much less that he was so adept at clubbing. He had been known as
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6Pretty Ernie). The princess pined (well, sometimes thought about) for a lovely salmon dinner (or even smoked smelt) or the return of the handsome prince (also imprisoned by
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5Sadly, the Second Court of Dog Appeals found that he had no standing to sue, being dead and all. They sent the case back to district court to determine if zombies had standing.
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2and after 50 years had bred enough kamikaze Patagonian toothfish (who were tired of being called "Chilean sea bass"). They were sent with the Giant Kraken, also bred by
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4a variety of scrubs, dermabrasion implements and injectable deadening agents. They held him to the floor and injected enough toxin to where he could not *not* smile. The wax selant
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4he got lucky. Jumping off without considering gravity is normally considered bad form, this time is worked. Gravity was busy moving whole planets and couldn't be bothered with
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4pocket dematerializer, he pressed the large purple button and rezzed out. The bus, bereft of human companionship and directionless, slammed into the side of Stadium, causing
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2from beer companies fueled his massive ego. The first few years, he got strike after strike, becoming a reigning champion. But then the backroom rutting with waitresses took
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2a bullet was fired down the tracks. It hit Hiram's femoral artery and ricocheted off the blockage and bounced right up into his left testicle. Swearing, he
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1feelings that reminded him of his mother. But his mother died of suffocation and he couldn't let her expire in the same awful way. Grabbing the arms of the assailant, he