Finished Folds (101—120)
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5were waiting just around the bend and they were hungry! Seeing the sausages, they pounced on the train. Yurii bravely fought back, but he just became sausage flavor for the Elders.
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3put *my* hands in his pants. This shut him up. "Um, you need some gas or something?" he said. I just stood there with my hands in his pockets. I needed time to think. I needed
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4i's come after e, even when after c. English was an odd language. Billy decided then and there that he needed to fix it. But since he was only 12, he was going to have to wait.
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5mixing 80's retro-future laserdisc games with lazy, dreamlike cinema , probably with midgets. But Lynch could only put together something called the lynch-mob. They performed
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6the grand feast prepared in her honor. Unfortunately, humanity had been suppressed so long that the feast mostly consisted of moldy bread and something called "Green
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1and ran strait away from the fire, towards the "fire lounge" sign. Reaching the sign, he realized his error. "Argh, these cataracts!" He also realized he forgot his hat and
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4Sometimes it's important to worry about where you are going. Kately discovered this one night. Head down walking the street, she was engrossed in her twitter feed and did not
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4Vibra-pan. "Watch now how the vibration speeds up your cooking." Sadly, he had not read the cautions and poured on a bit of oil. Soon, drops of hot oil were coating the audience.
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1When they woke up, they decided to finally take Swiper out. They followed Mappa's directions, over the hill and through the flowers, and found Swiper napping. Out of backpack came
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2You see, I had moved beyond hipster to hepsterism. i only drank hand crafted moonshine and shaved my entire body. That moonshine had a serious side-effect, though.
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4through a window that had been inadvertently left open. The cloud and rain transformed into a hand that snatched the Captain and dragged him overboard. That's when we decided
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3bobbed and floated along the waves of the calm sea. We heard the screams from the ship hands but, as we were ensconced in the freight area, there was nothing we could do. We later
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7to work until someone shouted "bacon!." The scientists whipped their heads around in unison. The head humanoid-dog thought to himself. "Pavlov my ass. You are mine." But the bell
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5Platt had discovered Hentai tentacle porn. They would not let him see it, as that was against the rules, so Gurok used his knowledge to pen some fantastic mental imagery. When they
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6He had learned well. Years of playing Simon Says had programmed him well to follow the cultural hegemony. He gladly found the beef, thought diamonds lasted forever, and
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4"...1 billion dollars." NSA had been monitoring his Ahmadinejad's Facebook for years and the red phone rang. "Steve? It's Zuck. I think it's time to buy Iran." They're distracting
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3But no one had ever heard of Richard the Forth. Yes, he misspelled it in the Royal Proclamation and faced ridicule. That had fueled his rage. Joey knew this and wanted the world
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3Overall, this was an improvement. The zombies had finally died and the world was at peace for the first time. Still, the sky was still purple and baseball was the only sport left
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6d himself, but sponges don't know how to do that. He drifted amongst the people and looked for an opportunity to escape. "This ocean cosplay is getting out of hand" is what
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5HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP?" he growled. I said "um, some thousands of years?". "DAMN I'M STIFF. I CAN BARELY MOVE." At that point I removed the symbol from the golem and he