Finished Folds (161—180)
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3made Rule 18 null and void. Still, the upbeat music made him wiggle in his seat. He would get up and dance, but his seat was now permanently attached to his…seat. Calling up
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3to ...no, no, this wouldn't do. She was beloved, the princess and writing fanfic porn just wasn't the British way. No matter how hot she was, he needed to find a different
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5And the most repeat repairs. The Germans were all about Ford repairs. It gave them opportunities to drink coffee and scoff at the loss of American prowess. Van Nettern used that
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4Everything went well for a while. But when Ronald Reagan (god save his soul) won the latest round, there was rioting. Well, there would have been, but everyone was too busy
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2underwater?! How was that possible? Looking through the blood-stained water, she realized her remaining limbs were morphing, adding webbing. Was she really a mermaid? A quick
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4this morning. Only .39 to go. Rummaging in her pocket, she realized that the weevil (right?) must have robbed her when she was out. What was in that Dew? So close to death,
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3for the lower half of his leg to separate from the upper half. The monkey brain cocktail he ingested earlier numbed the pain (but had upset his stomach). Still, a little amputation
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6Oh wait, Quadraplegics use bedpans. That's not going to work. Maybe with some soft music playing? No? How about some soft "assistance" in the sponge bath? No? Embarrassed, he
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4I get that 1 million dollars for my nose operation? All of my minions are idiots. I really should request a refund from "Minions are us" but first to the sub. The hatch closed
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1"Pokey Trundle." They planned to film in Florida and hoped to get a laugh. They were in the upper 4000's in the cable lineup so they didn't really have to do that much. The host,
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2take the whole thing, all the way up to the top. But the guy at Jabba Juice also giggles every time I look at him, so I'm not sure if I can trust him. I put on the evening gown
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4head and pulled the trigger. He had closed his eyes and missed the fact that she ducked, wheeled and was now facing him with her finger in the cylinder. The world swam before him
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8Not almost the same size, but *exactly*. It was creepy and he'd only heard about it on those dentist conspiracy mailing lists. Apparently the FBI wanted perfect weapons, but got
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2this egg. Not apparent to me was that this CPR class was filled with daywalkers. Yes, the gun was ceramic and had "cop killer" bullets, but these vampires healed quickly. Dwight
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5His Spanish was rusty, but he was sure the man was talking about freedom loving monkeys. He wasn't sure how to respond. "El lápiz está sobre la mesa." was the only thing he could
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4He wasn't a bad roper, but the lasso didn't wrap around as he had hoped. Luckily, it got stuck in the gears of the front legs and the cow went to the floor. The dancers elegantly
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5of Leslie Neilsen. It was that Shirley crack. His name was Shirley, dammit and everyone in the entire world knew that *one* line from that movie. His mind whirled with options
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4Close to a year later, I finally noticed how much weight I had lost. I was under 100 pounds, I looked sick. I broached the subject with him and he admitted that during sex he
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9Except Neil Armstrong. That man could eat porridge, even 9 days in the pot. Once he got so hungry he ate those heat resistant tiles. This caused an issue on reentry and Houston
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6the Norwegian would get out of the way. But he was as big as an ox and loaded so I let him buy me a "few" round of drinks. I don't remember that night, but I woke with a crushed