Finished Folds (201—220)
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0got crumpled as he crawled down the cellophane wrapper to his treasure. He had only just hatched from the pupae a few days ago and he didn't have much time left for copulation.
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5Maybe he was just getting old. In any case, he ran until his heart and lungs could take no more and he collapsed to the ground barely breathing. Spiderman breezed by and stopped to
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4Boston. When I opened my Power Ranger lunch bag I was surprised to find that Mom actually did GOOD this time. The gooboo lizard was covered in PB&J but the swimmers on the team all
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5trials and tribulations and not through the ice I'm standing on. Is this all another delusion or did I come out here on a suicide mission? The ice began to crack beneath my feet as
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3felt magical superpowers swelling in his belly and growing at an alarming rate. He flew right out of prison and straight to the mall where he he used his new mind control powers to
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2In fact, it was 7:30 which meant that it was time for me to lounge on my moldy sofa with my bottle of Knob Creek and catch the latest episode. It was the one where Maggie speaks
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4"Patience, young grasshopper. You must focus." The kid stomped his foot. "I'm trying!" "Do or do not. There's no try. One day you will snatch the pebble from my hand. Then you will
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7known such a horrible outbreak. In no time at all, 95% of humanity became contaminated, the rest being immune. Everyone infected died. The survivors were so miserably lonely that
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3post-haste. On the way out of the church, Lindsay bumped into an a ghetto thug. They both fell flat on their butt. Her burka had flown up over her head and she was struggling to
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5nicely. Harry was screaming and flailing his arms, trying to remember the spell for water while the Hungarian Horntail (who set him on fire) flew away with one of Hermione's smores
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4and THEN... Pope Benedict XVI walks in holding the original papyrus scroll of Revelation 20... the notorious chapter on Hell. "Just kidding! You really thought I'd.... sacrilege!"
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4Justin Bieber music (which played just about constantly since 2008) and so his genes mutated worse and worse every day. Of the spermbank janitor's many offspring, the most
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6if left unattended, could potentially cause serious harm and even death. So she did what she learned in "Worst Case Scenario" with snake venom and sucked that poison right out.
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2Franklin received an out-of-school suspension for two weeks while Mr. and Mrs. Turtle took turns staying home from work. Neither could get a sick day Friday and that was the day Ha
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3"¡Hablando del rey de Roma, Obama es un diablillo!" De todos modos, los perros seguían ladrando. "¿Qué están tramando?" gritó. Ellos sonaba triste. "¿Qué te pasa calabazas?"
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1Pitt was a good man," Tiffany sobbed as she stood over the water bed. "What a horrible way to go." Rev. Al Sharpton gave a stirring eulogy, while Angie and the kids performed
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4t! CUT!" Satisfied, I slumped into my actor's chair and took a swig of my Gatorade. Someone had made a mad lib movie and the script was really hard to work with. The next scene
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6Bella Goth had just about had it with the stupid objects blocking the bathroom door. How was she supposed to relieve herself? Her husband Mortimer tried to help her move them but
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1didn't exist, as much as the Catholics would like you to believe. So it was either Heaven or the other place. The e-mail ads read, "REPENT!" and "The Kingdom is at hand!" I tried
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5right out of the toilet. (She got straight to work on crossing that off her "Bucket List" since it wasn't too hard to do as the other three.) In order to have the screaming orgasm,