Finished Folds (181—200)
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5will result in immediate dismissal from employment. Is that clear? Now sign on the dotted line... I didn't know if I should sign such a contract without first consulting my lawyer,
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3take her along. "Wherever you're going, I wish to go with you!" She cried. I grabbed her hand and we ran away from her father who chased us angrily with a pitchfork for half a mile
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4pain, I begin to hallucinate that I've discovered the truth of the universe. "That which does not seem is that which is," I explained. "It's just the morphine," the doctors ""
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4girl. They were just too good of friends for that. In fact, Chewie and Han were absolutely inseparable. That is, until one fateful day when the Millennium Falcon was having issues
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5like back in the old days. But fishing really wasn't the same anymore with his best friend gone. John smiled in spite of it, knowing one day they'd meet again at last. The End...
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5You see, David and Zipporah's parents were Jewish and had arranged their marriage on the day Zipporah was born. The first day they met was at David's Bar Mitzvah. Zippy took one
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2optometrally challenged as well as the Count wore a monocle which automatically made him look more distinguished. The obese chick's nasty comment really hurt the Count's feelings
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5wonder of the flying hovercraft and the skyscrapers practically kissing the stars outside the glass walls of the time machine. The Thompson Twins decided to stay in the future and
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4salad dressing boat. If one were to actually eat cannabis leaves in one's salad, nothing out of the ordinary would happen as they need heat to activate their more desirable
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3"What's this for?" I asked. "To fix Edward," she replied. "The fondant is too dry and hard to be pliable anymore so you'll have to use the chisel." I cut into the wedding cake
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4straight. By the time the earbuds came out, I was a bell-bottom wearing, peace-loving hippie singing and dancing, flapping my arms and quacking. Who would do this? I began to cluck
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3on the car waxing rag that he wiped his mouth with. He put down his salad fork and excused himself to the pit stop restroom. After he gassed up, he returned to the dinner table
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4"Same old same old." As his body reached the 5th dimension, a sign post in the distance came speeding into view. "Welcome to the Twlight Zone," it read. It was his third visit to
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6and winked at me. The Kraken pulled me from the wreckage and set me on dry land. He proceeded to gobble up the others and spit out the ship like the shell of a sunflower seed.
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6with Jack Be Nimble; it was the scandal of the century. Things were pretty scrambled for President Humpty. His marriage was unequally yolked. Not everything it was cracked up to be
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11A good-hearted woodcutter was about to chop down a mighty tree when the tree spoke. "In return for my life, I will grant you three wishes," she cried. The woodcutter decided not to
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12The button felt fabric across his face as Jen's fingers pulled him through the hole. He felt himself falling to the floor as she tossed her blouse in a heap. The button thought
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5Then he gobbled her right up whole. Fortunately, a woodcutter happened to be present, cut open the jackal with his trusty axe, was able to retrieve Sister Christian and revive her.
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10is not tolerated in this folding story. Anyway, Dr. Pheelguddenheistmeistersteinenburger's German Shepherd Adalwolfa Brunhilda (formally a police dog) started barking at Von W. III
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5and ate all the pasta in one gulp. Butch began to feel very sick and barfed up everything including a half-digested bunny rabbit, chicken egg, and his master's pinky finger. Snakes