Finished Folds (241—260)
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4Being a merman, King Triton could not last very long out of water but the prison guards didn't seem to notice or care that his tail was shriveled, his lips were cracked, and
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5reveal the truth about the seven dwarfs' dysfunctionalism. If Grumpy got cantankerous, Dopey upset him. If Sneezey expelled a giant booger, Dopey made him sick. Poor Dopey was blam
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5d the composition of the deoxyribonucleic acid that was similar to that of Joe Salmon. Joe impregnated the next egg to come down the chute and he lived happily ever after.
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5n't even realize that I have a soul. I have feelings. I have brilliant ideas. But a light switch has no mouth and cannot share its thoughts. What a meaningless existence indeed.
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5"Never heard of you. NEXT!" "I am Jesus, King of Heaven and Earth." I fell prostrate in adoration. "Oh Sir, I'm sorry we didn't invite but we are so happy to have you!" Jesus
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5turkey baking in the oven right now, marinated in- you definitely don't want to know. But I ALWAYS followed Granny's "waste not, want not" advice and that's why my bathroom has
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3god that should be worshiped by everyone leaving out cookies and milk, not just on Christmas Eve, but on every night of the year. That way he could get SUPER FAT. "HO HO HO!"
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6Willy Wonka or the Good Witch of the North. They served to protect their little friends from the Munchin-and-Oopa-Loompa-hating scientologists. So Tom Cruise kidnapped them.
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6Sgt. Murphy didn't move a muscle. He held his pose straddling the double yellow lines with his jazz hands waving gayly in the air. The NYC passersby blew kisses and cheered for
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5"I'm dreaming of a bloody Christmas with every suicide note I write. May your days be scary with plight and may all your Christmases be trite." "Hey, good one, my turn, my turn!"
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5Anyway, as I was saying, I just wanted to let you know that as your president, I promise that I will always show up to speeches on time with my shoes tied and never wearing an ugly
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1But the Ghost of Christmas Future was as honest and honorable as Abraham Lincoln so Scrooge Bah-Humbugged himself to sleep. In the morning, he consulted Doc Brown and convinced him
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4an species. The Lobster Wolf was headed right toward Gretchen with its giant claws. Gretchen had only ever seen normal lobsters with rubber bands over their claws so this was quite
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4Or at least he thought he was. Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood where Christopher Robin plays, another Tigger was rouncy trouncy pouncy fun fun fun fun funning and bounced right into
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5Slam on your breaks? I stared at the computer screen trying to decide on my answer. This wasn't in the Driver's ED book, or if it was, I don't remember. Three wrong. One more and
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4I took a deep breath and meekly whispered, "Um, I'm going to go with C, the Lady?" "Is that your final answer?" "Yeah." "That is the correct answer for 16,000 dollars!"
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6ath but the tentacles were encased around Andromeda's bosoms, squeezing her rib cage, disallowing her lungs to fill with air. Just then, Perseus flew in on Pegasus to save the day!
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11what I tasted like. Now I could find out without having to chop off and cook one of my appendages. I longingly gazed at my clone with my mouth watering. NO! My clone was for
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8I've always believed my toys had a secret life when I wasn't in the room but now this confirmed it. Raggedy Ann's yarn hair was a bit singed too, and Buzz Lightyear's slight smirk
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6dress up as Barney the purple dinosaur and dance Michael Jackson's "Thriller" for his daughter's 7th birthday party I most certainly did not gladly comply. I ECSTATICALLY complied.