Finished Folds (281—300)
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4it's been long enough that PETA has had the time needed to grieve the loss of the thousands of cute little bunny rabbits.
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2Jughead just laughed. "Can't tell 'em apart either. Listen, me and Blondie are getting a drink after work with Beetle Bailey. Wanna come?' I had to give Marmaduke a walk but I
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7"What did you do that for?" I yelled at my wife. "I was going to get up after the next snooze alarm, you didn't have to throw your shoe at my head." I rubbed my temple and got
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2friend Joan said, "This isn't your bedroom,it's Hugh Hefner's and we're here for the same reason you are. Duh." I shook my head to clear it. Too much champagne! How did I get here?
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1He told his parents who then filed a law suit against Miss Banks for hitting on their prepubescent son. Secretly though, Ike was in love with her and felt bad for causing so much
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2were all the "it" people waiting to get into the club. Decked out in her mink coat, Mary-Kate Olsen was on Stavros' arm and Snookie was jumping trying to see over the crowd
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3breaking up. I rolled up the window a bit more to get him off me. As the taxi picked up speed, he was dragged alongside like a limp puppet, crushed in the window, still hugging me.
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6apartment next door. A couple were in bed together and scrambled to cover themselves with sheets as she flew in. Seeing she was hurt badly, they went to help tend to her wounds.
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5!" he shouted. With that, he drove right into the oncoming traffic and hit a little old lady in a little red car head on. She was wearing her seat belt, but he went flying through
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4Maybe I could climb the table leg... but then how would I manage to operate the phone? Oh, why do I feel like I'm trapped in the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?" Alice would know
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6just ran. Fortunately, this is exactly what it says to do in the Worst Case Scenario Handbook if an alligator approaches. They are quite lazy creatures and do not care to chase
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4a stash of gourmet cheese. The mouse leader snickered, and pushed the button again to conceal his stolen treasure. I had to think of a way to get the stolen diamond back- but how?
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6But a negotiation was never met and there I remained in supernatural protection for the rest of my days, eating salt for sustenance until I died of thirst.
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4you can just die!" I let go of her hands as she fell from the bow into the icy North Atlantic Ocean. She doggie paddled for a while until I believed she had learned her lesson. I
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2arth Vader. I decided my marriage to Queen Amidala of Naboo would have to be postponed as there was much work to do. Chewie and Han Solo were trapped in my dungeon and I knew just
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4Frodo. He swooped down and rescued Legolas from the Orc Chief's appetite. "PRECIOUS!" Legolas hissed when he saw the ring around Frodo's neck. He grabbed at it, causing them both
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3She pondered this again as she took another bite of her moo goo gai pan at The Belching Dragon. What she didn't know, was that nestled among the mushrooms was the chef's
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5I knocked on her front door, and this time she greeted me wearing a Little Bo Peep costume, though the skirt was slightly shorter than I'd imagine for an old fashioned shepherdess.
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4him, just to be cheeky. As I stared at the astrologer's lifeless body, I tilted back my head and let out a roaring laugh. "Guess the stars were not aligned!" I took over his
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1first day, I got to grapple with a gorgeous young woman because she was kind enough to offer to partner with me when she realized no one wanted to pair up with an ugly dwarf.